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So my roommate wanted to watch a copy of Eclipse. I said, sure, bring it out here, I'm curious. I read the books a few years ago, saw the first movie. Why not?
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Mom: Must return Mad Men DVDs?
Me: Must finish Mad Men DVDs.
Mom: Maybe watch soon. Maybe speak in sentence fragments.
I knew I would have trouble sleeping so I left instructions for my dad on arranging the ribs in the grill, but I still woke up around nine going DID HE READ THE EMAIL IS HE DOING IT CORRECTLY ARE THE RIBS IN IF HE DOESN'T PUT THEM ON THE GRILL NOW IT'LL BE LIKE SIX BY THE TIME THEY'RE DONE and so I dragged myself out of bed, walked out to the porch and saw him cleaning the grill and lighting the briquettes so I just toddled back to bed.
Any smoking tips, internet? I have done this a few times but I am still a novice.
I had some bizarre dream that I was living in a building with the guys from The Big Bang Theory and rooming with Penny (it wasn't the same building, that's why I said ai> building) and everyone was making too much noise and Sheldon came over to complain to us so I went and yelled at everyone that they were keeping everyone up with their noise, and being inconsiderate, and Dr. Camille Saroyan was off in the corner agreeing with me and backing me up and mid-rant I remembered that I needed to get up early on Tuesday (because this is apparently happening TONIGHT in chronological order because I DO need to get up early tomorrow) and I ran back to my little apartment and started putting together my school stuff and getting my coffee ready for the morning.
Me: Must finish Mad Men DVDs.
Mom: Maybe watch soon. Maybe speak in sentence fragments.
I knew I would have trouble sleeping so I left instructions for my dad on arranging the ribs in the grill, but I still woke up around nine going DID HE READ THE EMAIL IS HE DOING IT CORRECTLY ARE THE RIBS IN IF HE DOESN'T PUT THEM ON THE GRILL NOW IT'LL BE LIKE SIX BY THE TIME THEY'RE DONE and so I dragged myself out of bed, walked out to the porch and saw him cleaning the grill and lighting the briquettes so I just toddled back to bed.
Any smoking tips, internet? I have done this a few times but I am still a novice.
I had some bizarre dream that I was living in a building with the guys from The Big Bang Theory and rooming with Penny (it wasn't the same building, that's why I said ai> building) and everyone was making too much noise and Sheldon came over to complain to us so I went and yelled at everyone that they were keeping everyone up with their noise, and being inconsiderate, and Dr. Camille Saroyan was off in the corner agreeing with me and backing me up and mid-rant I remembered that I needed to get up early on Tuesday (because this is apparently happening TONIGHT in chronological order because I DO need to get up early tomorrow) and I ran back to my little apartment and started putting together my school stuff and getting my coffee ready for the morning.
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Apr. 26th, 2009 09:14 pmlaurelin_kit: But it's JEFF GOLDBLUM
particle_person: the math dude from jurassic park?
laurelin_kit: THE MATH DUDE FROM JURASSIC PARK?!
laurelin_kit: JEFF GOLDBLUM
laurelin_kit: JEFF GOLDBLUM
laurelin_kit: NERD KING!
Queen Esther: JEFF GOLDMAN IS SO MUCH MORE THAN "THE MATH DUDE FROM JURASSIC PARK"!!!
particle_person: the dude from independence day?
particle_person: ...I'm not helping, am I?
laurelin_kit: JEFF GOLDBLUM
laurelin_kit: WATCHES YOU POO
Queen Esther: ILU
laurelin_kit: SAVE THAT LOVE FOR JEFF GOLDBLUM
laurelin_kit: APPARENTLY, HE NEEDS IT
Queen Esther: JEFF GOLDBLUM IS THE FATHER OF MY FLYBABY
laurelin_kit: JEFF GOLDBLUM GAVE ME THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE AND THEN LEFT ME TO GO TAME VELOCIRAPTORS
laurelin_kit: JEFF GOLDBLUM DOESN'T DRIVE A CAR TO WORK
laurelin_kit: HE RIDES A T-REX
Kiran: Also Jeff Goldblum and I did it on top of a sleeping Triceratops
Kiran: Why? CAUSE WE COULD
Queen Esther: HOOOOR
Queen Esther: I'M GLAD SKY STOLE BOB
Kiran: OMG THIS WAS BEFORE BOB
Queen Esther: IT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY MAN JEFF
Kiran: STOP JUDGING MY PAST
Kiran: UM OKAY HE WAS NEVER YOUR MAN
Queen Esther: HE WAS SO MY MAN
Queen Esther: I HAVE HIS FLYBABY TO PROVE IT
particle_person: the math dude from jurassic park?
laurelin_kit: THE MATH DUDE FROM JURASSIC PARK?!
laurelin_kit: JEFF GOLDBLUM
laurelin_kit: JEFF GOLDBLUM
laurelin_kit: NERD KING!
Queen Esther: JEFF GOLDMAN IS SO MUCH MORE THAN "THE MATH DUDE FROM JURASSIC PARK"!!!
particle_person: the dude from independence day?
particle_person: ...I'm not helping, am I?
laurelin_kit: JEFF GOLDBLUM
laurelin_kit: WATCHES YOU POO
Queen Esther: ILU
laurelin_kit: SAVE THAT LOVE FOR JEFF GOLDBLUM
laurelin_kit: APPARENTLY, HE NEEDS IT
Queen Esther: JEFF GOLDBLUM IS THE FATHER OF MY FLYBABY
laurelin_kit: JEFF GOLDBLUM GAVE ME THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE AND THEN LEFT ME TO GO TAME VELOCIRAPTORS
laurelin_kit: JEFF GOLDBLUM DOESN'T DRIVE A CAR TO WORK
laurelin_kit: HE RIDES A T-REX
Kiran: Also Jeff Goldblum and I did it on top of a sleeping Triceratops
Kiran: Why? CAUSE WE COULD
Queen Esther: HOOOOR
Queen Esther: I'M GLAD SKY STOLE BOB
Kiran: OMG THIS WAS BEFORE BOB
Queen Esther: IT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY MAN JEFF
Kiran: STOP JUDGING MY PAST
Kiran: UM OKAY HE WAS NEVER YOUR MAN
Queen Esther: HE WAS SO MY MAN
Queen Esther: I HAVE HIS FLYBABY TO PROVE IT
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skyblade: also, spyware now probably thinks I'm gaylaurelin_kit: What were your exact searches?skyblade: I searched for "male star shirtless"skyblade: then I started clicking on specific nameslaurelin_kit: Hahalaurelin_kit: Alec Baldwin's chest hair has, like...patterns.laurelin_kit: Swirls.skyblade: it's a frolaurelin_kit: It could be braided.skyblade: he could put a pick comb in itlaurelin_kit: He could hide drugs in it.skyblade: Kim Basinger had sex with him for warmthlaurelin_kit: Jimmy Hoffa is in there!skyblade: Farmers in Yatusk breed Alec Baldwins for their coatsskyblade: the Baldwin pelt is coarse and abrasive, but thick and durablelaurelin_kit: He sheds every year from the heat. What comes off of him clothes a family of Eskimos for a year.skyblade: Alec Baldwin doesn't need a movie career. He gets by on powering New York by taking two burshes and scrubbing them against his chest.skyblade: the static also powers New Jersey and parts of Long IslandGreat Moments in Poo Cinema
Apr. 13th, 2009 03:35 pmSomething of a palate cleanser after an hour and a half of the Harry Potter versions of the "where's the bathroom on the Millennium Falcon" conversation.
laurelin_kit: HOW DOES CORUSCANT STILL HAVE AN ATMOSPHERE
Skyblade: The Empire promised standardized time
laurelin_kit: WHERE DOES THEIR WASTE GO?
laurelin_kit: DO THEY KEEP PILING UP ON TOP OF WASTE?
laurelin_kit: Actually, that was part of an EU novel I planned once
Skyblade: I think there's very likely a shit planet
laurelin_kit: That Coruscant keeps building up on top of itself and there's subterranean networks of old streets
Skyblade: witha giant space faring septic barge
laurelin_kit: And obviously that's where creepers live
laurelin_kit: Eew
laurelin_kit: Do not EVER fire on the septic barge
laurelin_kit: Imagine flying through a cloud of poo in space
Skyblade: hahaha
Skyblade: yes
laurelin_kit: So nasty
Skyblade: a great big stinky oort cloud
laurelin_kit: And some probably gets stuck in crevices of the ship, and then you LAND
laurelin_kit: And EVERYONE can smell you
laurelin_kit: EVERYONE.
laurelin_kit: It might burn off in the atmosphere
laurelin_kit: But then the sky smells like burnt poo.
Skyblade: Although maybe with the methane
laurelin_kit: I have no idea what that smells like, but it has to be BAD.
Skyblade: it would go nova
laurelin_kit: Haha
Skyblade: set the atmosphere in fire
Skyblade: burned to death flammable crud vapor
laurelin_kit: A giant match after a giant space fart
Skyblade: yes
Skyblade: I now have to go to the bathroom quick
laurelin_kit: Haha
Skyblade: back
laurelin_kit: Appropriate timing for a bathroom break
Skyblade: You know, this needed to be in the movies
Skyblade: If Lucas will give us a character named Dooku, and the entire Gungan race
Skyblade: he can't claim to be above this sort of thing
laurelin_kit: He should at least give us poo
Skyblade: fiery space poo
laurelin_kit: I mean, other than what he calls the prequels.
Skyblade: exactly, why not just get literal there
laurelin_kit: I'd rather watch something about Coruscant's septic system than watch Anakin and Padme roll around a field with giant four-legged testicles.
Skyblade: you know what else needed poo?
laurelin_kit: The Matrix Sequels?
Skyblade: Jackon's King Kong
laurelin_kit: Ooh
laurelin_kit: There's potential for massive poo in that.
laurelin_kit: Literally and figuratively.
Skyblade: yes
Skyblade: I wanted him to throw a giant turd
Skyblade: at the planes
laurelin_kit: That would have been spectacular.
laurelin_kit: And poo doesn't ruin a movie. Look at Jurassic Park.
Skyblade: Yep
Skyblade: When you see a giant animal
laurelin_kit: There's always giant poo.
Skyblade: you're obviously going to wonder
Skyblade: it was sick dino poo, too
Skyblade: You know what would have been even better?
Skyblade: if the T-Rex pooed
laurelin_kit: The spinosaurus pooed in the third one.
laurelin_kit: Lots of poo. It pooed a satellite phone.
Skyblade: and you saw like, chunks of the lawyer's polyester suit
laurelin_kit: ha!
laurelin_kit: Because it survived stomach acid.
laurelin_kit: Polyester can do that.
Skyblade: Exactly
laurelin_kit: HOW DOES CORUSCANT STILL HAVE AN ATMOSPHERE
Skyblade: The Empire promised standardized time
laurelin_kit: WHERE DOES THEIR WASTE GO?
laurelin_kit: DO THEY KEEP PILING UP ON TOP OF WASTE?
laurelin_kit: Actually, that was part of an EU novel I planned once
Skyblade: I think there's very likely a shit planet
laurelin_kit: That Coruscant keeps building up on top of itself and there's subterranean networks of old streets
Skyblade: witha giant space faring septic barge
laurelin_kit: And obviously that's where creepers live
laurelin_kit: Eew
laurelin_kit: Do not EVER fire on the septic barge
laurelin_kit: Imagine flying through a cloud of poo in space
Skyblade: hahaha
Skyblade: yes
laurelin_kit: So nasty
Skyblade: a great big stinky oort cloud
laurelin_kit: And some probably gets stuck in crevices of the ship, and then you LAND
laurelin_kit: And EVERYONE can smell you
laurelin_kit: EVERYONE.
laurelin_kit: It might burn off in the atmosphere
laurelin_kit: But then the sky smells like burnt poo.
Skyblade: Although maybe with the methane
laurelin_kit: I have no idea what that smells like, but it has to be BAD.
Skyblade: it would go nova
laurelin_kit: Haha
Skyblade: set the atmosphere in fire
Skyblade: burned to death flammable crud vapor
laurelin_kit: A giant match after a giant space fart
Skyblade: yes
Skyblade: I now have to go to the bathroom quick
laurelin_kit: Haha
Skyblade: back
laurelin_kit: Appropriate timing for a bathroom break
Skyblade: You know, this needed to be in the movies
Skyblade: If Lucas will give us a character named Dooku, and the entire Gungan race
Skyblade: he can't claim to be above this sort of thing
laurelin_kit: He should at least give us poo
Skyblade: fiery space poo
laurelin_kit: I mean, other than what he calls the prequels.
Skyblade: exactly, why not just get literal there
laurelin_kit: I'd rather watch something about Coruscant's septic system than watch Anakin and Padme roll around a field with giant four-legged testicles.
Skyblade: you know what else needed poo?
laurelin_kit: The Matrix Sequels?
Skyblade: Jackon's King Kong
laurelin_kit: Ooh
laurelin_kit: There's potential for massive poo in that.
laurelin_kit: Literally and figuratively.
Skyblade: yes
Skyblade: I wanted him to throw a giant turd
Skyblade: at the planes
laurelin_kit: That would have been spectacular.
laurelin_kit: And poo doesn't ruin a movie. Look at Jurassic Park.
Skyblade: Yep
Skyblade: When you see a giant animal
laurelin_kit: There's always giant poo.
Skyblade: you're obviously going to wonder
Skyblade: it was sick dino poo, too
Skyblade: You know what would have been even better?
Skyblade: if the T-Rex pooed
laurelin_kit: The spinosaurus pooed in the third one.
laurelin_kit: Lots of poo. It pooed a satellite phone.
Skyblade: and you saw like, chunks of the lawyer's polyester suit
laurelin_kit: ha!
laurelin_kit: Because it survived stomach acid.
laurelin_kit: Polyester can do that.
Skyblade: Exactly
