This all started with a simple debate on how best to whore out Skyblade...

[laurelin_kit]

skyblade: also, spyware now probably thinks I'm gay
laurelin_kit: What were your exact searches?
skyblade: I searched for "male star shirtless"
skyblade: then I started clicking on specific names
laurelin_kit: Haha
laurelin_kit: Alec Baldwin's chest hair has, like...patterns.
laurelin_kit: Swirls.
skyblade: it's a fro
laurelin_kit: It could be braided.
skyblade: he could put a pick comb in it
laurelin_kit: He could hide drugs in it.
skyblade: Kim Basinger had sex with him for warmth
laurelin_kit: Jimmy Hoffa is in there!
skyblade: Farmers in Yatusk breed Alec Baldwins for their coats
skyblade: the Baldwin pelt is coarse and abrasive, but thick and durable
laurelin_kit: He sheds every year from the heat. What comes off of him clothes a family of Eskimos for a year.
skyblade: Alec Baldwin doesn't need a movie career. He gets by on powering New York by taking two burshes and scrubbing them against his chest.
skyblade: the static also powers New Jersey and parts of Long Island