laurelin_kit: (pd - naughty smile - gummydino)
laurelin_kit ([personal profile] laurelin_kit) wrote2009-04-17 04:57 am
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This all started with a simple debate on how best to whore out Skyblade...

[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: also, spyware now probably thinks I'm gay
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: What were your exact searches?
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: I searched for "male star shirtless"
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: then I started clicking on specific names
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: Haha
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: Alec Baldwin's chest hair has, like...patterns.
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: Swirls.
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: it's a fro
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: It could be braided.
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: he could put a pick comb in it
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: He could hide drugs in it.
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: Kim Basinger had sex with him for warmth
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: Jimmy Hoffa is in there!
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: Farmers in Yatusk breed Alec Baldwins for their coats
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: the Baldwin pelt is coarse and abrasive, but thick and durable
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: He sheds every year from the heat. What comes off of him clothes a family of Eskimos for a year.
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: Alec Baldwin doesn't need a movie career. He gets by on powering New York by taking two burshes and scrubbing them against his chest.
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: the static also powers New Jersey and parts of Long Island