Great Moments in Poo Cinema

[laurelin_kit]

Something of a palate cleanser after an hour and a half of the Harry Potter versions of the "where's the bathroom on the Millennium Falcon" conversation.

laurelin_kit: HOW DOES CORUSCANT STILL HAVE AN ATMOSPHERE

Skyblade: The Empire promised standardized time

laurelin_kit: WHERE DOES THEIR WASTE GO?

laurelin_kit: DO THEY KEEP PILING UP ON TOP OF WASTE?

laurelin_kit: Actually, that was part of an EU novel I planned once

Skyblade: I think there's very likely a shit planet

laurelin_kit: That Coruscant keeps building up on top of itself and there's subterranean networks of old streets

Skyblade: witha giant space faring septic barge

laurelin_kit: And obviously that's where creepers live

laurelin_kit: Eew

laurelin_kit: Do not EVER fire on the septic barge

laurelin_kit: Imagine flying through a cloud of poo in space

Skyblade: hahaha

Skyblade: yes

laurelin_kit: So nasty

Skyblade: a great big stinky oort cloud

laurelin_kit: And some probably gets stuck in crevices of the ship, and then you LAND

laurelin_kit: And EVERYONE can smell you

laurelin_kit: EVERYONE.

laurelin_kit: It might burn off in the atmosphere

laurelin_kit: But then the sky smells like burnt poo.

Skyblade: Although maybe with the methane

laurelin_kit: I have no idea what that smells like, but it has to be BAD.

Skyblade: it would go nova

laurelin_kit: Haha

Skyblade: set the atmosphere in fire

Skyblade: burned to death flammable crud vapor

laurelin_kit: A giant match after a giant space fart

Skyblade: yes

Skyblade: I now have to go to the bathroom quick

laurelin_kit: Haha

Skyblade: back

laurelin_kit: Appropriate timing for a bathroom break

Skyblade: You know, this needed to be in the movies

Skyblade: If Lucas will give us a character named Dooku, and the entire Gungan race

Skyblade: he can't claim to be above this sort of thing

laurelin_kit: He should at least give us poo

Skyblade: fiery space poo

laurelin_kit: I mean, other than what he calls the prequels.

Skyblade: exactly, why not just get literal there

laurelin_kit: I'd rather watch something about Coruscant's septic system than watch Anakin and Padme roll around a field with giant four-legged testicles.

Skyblade: you know what else needed poo?

laurelin_kit: The Matrix Sequels?

Skyblade: Jackon's King Kong

laurelin_kit: Ooh

laurelin_kit: There's potential for massive poo in that.

laurelin_kit: Literally and figuratively.

Skyblade: yes

Skyblade: I wanted him to throw a giant turd

Skyblade: at the planes

laurelin_kit: That would have been spectacular.

laurelin_kit: And poo doesn't ruin a movie. Look at Jurassic Park.

Skyblade: Yep

Skyblade: When you see a giant animal

laurelin_kit: There's always giant poo.

Skyblade: you're obviously going to wonder

Skyblade: it was sick dino poo, too

Skyblade: You know what would have been even better?

Skyblade: if the T-Rex pooed

laurelin_kit: The spinosaurus pooed in the third one.

laurelin_kit: Lots of poo. It pooed a satellite phone.

Skyblade: and you saw like, chunks of the lawyer's polyester suit

laurelin_kit: ha!

laurelin_kit: Because it survived stomach acid.

laurelin_kit: Polyester can do that.

Skyblade: Exactly