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Jun. 16th, 2005 02:15 am Dear Santa,
I've been a good girl this year. I graduated high school and everything. So, while we're on the subject of me being good and all, for Christmas this year, could you get me Kate Beckinsale's former breasts? I hear she's not using them any more. Thank you.
Love, me.
(Kate Beckinsale must be certifiably insane to change those breasts. There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, so says Westley, and Kate Beckinsale is partially at fault. WHAT DID YOU DO?!)
I've been a good girl this year. I graduated high school and everything. So, while we're on the subject of me being good and all, for Christmas this year, could you get me Kate Beckinsale's former breasts? I hear she's not using them any more. Thank you.
Love, me.
(Kate Beckinsale must be certifiably insane to change those breasts. There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, so says Westley, and Kate Beckinsale is partially at fault. WHAT DID YOU DO?!)
Picspam: Pretty Girls
Feb. 6th, 2005 10:17 pmTo make up for being absent the last couple of days, I'm doing a picspam. I was looking through my pictures folder for lack of internet today and realized: damn. I've got a lot of pictures of pretty people. It would be morally wrong to keep these from the world. Hm.
Warning: not dialup friendly.
( Ladies first )
And tomorrow: HOT MANFLESH.
Kudos to anyone who can name all these actresses, lol.
Warning: not dialup friendly.
( Ladies first )
And tomorrow: HOT MANFLESH.
Kudos to anyone who can name all these actresses, lol.
