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Jun. 16th, 2005 02:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
laurelin_kit Dear Santa,
I've been a good girl this year. I graduated high school and everything. So, while we're on the subject of me being good and all, for Christmas this year, could you get me Kate Beckinsale's former breasts? I hear she's not using them any more. Thank you.
Love, me.
(Kate Beckinsale must be certifiably insane to change those breasts. There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, so says Westley, and Kate Beckinsale is partially at fault. WHAT DID YOU DO?!)
I've been a good girl this year. I graduated high school and everything. So, while we're on the subject of me being good and all, for Christmas this year, could you get me Kate Beckinsale's former breasts? I hear she's not using them any more. Thank you.
Love, me.
(Kate Beckinsale must be certifiably insane to change those breasts. There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, so says Westley, and Kate Beckinsale is partially at fault. WHAT DID YOU DO?!)
