This all started with a simple debate on how best to whore out Skyblade...

skyblade: also, spyware now probably thinks I'm gay
laurelin_kit: What were your exact searches?
skyblade: I searched for "male star shirtless"
skyblade: then I started clicking on specific names
laurelin_kit: Haha
laurelin_kit: Alec Baldwin's chest hair has, like...patterns.
laurelin_kit: Swirls.
skyblade: it's a fro
laurelin_kit: It could be braided.
skyblade: he could put a pick comb in it
laurelin_kit: He could hide drugs in it.
skyblade: Kim Basinger had sex with him for warmth
laurelin_kit: Jimmy Hoffa is in there!
skyblade: Farmers in Yatusk breed Alec Baldwins for their coats
skyblade: the Baldwin pelt is coarse and abrasive, but thick and durable
laurelin_kit: He sheds every year from the heat. What comes off of him clothes a family of Eskimos for a year.
skyblade: Alec Baldwin doesn't need a movie career. He gets by on powering New York by taking two burshes and scrubbing them against his chest.
skyblade: the static also powers New Jersey and parts of Long Island

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I just barely made it to class this morning. They closed the large parking garage near my building and I could just circle the building like a shark, able to see my class but not get to it. I finally stalked a really beardy hipster to his car (late 90s Civic, of course) and got to class about five minutes late.

Hooray, A Meme!

( Two memes: Questionnaire and Layers )

How to make macaroni

My step by step guide to making macaroni.

( Once you click this cut, you will immediately gain five pounds. It's just a fact. )