Like you're a little Ann hog, okay? Don't be such an Ann hog.

[laurelin_kit]

Sometimes I play a game where I watch students leave a classroom and I see how many guys I find cute. The results are usually dismal. There are way more cute girls than cute guys on this campus. Unfair! When I see cute girls I usually just study their adornments and try to determine if I can reproduce their messy updos or purchase my own stylish Anthropologie belts. I think this inequality may lead to some sex-role reversal scenarios where female intrasexual competition will occur, and we will use our newly developed antlers to fight over appealing males.

However I have also noticed that my personal preference for a male goes up by about two points if I discover that he's a funny nerd, so my new strategy is to stand outside classrooms making Arrested Development jokes and see who laughs. And then I will offer him a shiny pebble or feather and see if he responds.


I will never get tired of this gif.

Comments

[komalow.livejournal.com]

Hah. I feel the same way when I look around classes, except that I'm also lamenting that the good-looking ones are gay. (Over 30% of guys at my school are gay, so yeah, girls definitely are competing with each other more than the men are.)