Charming conversations

[laurelin_kit]

Grant: Since when is Will Smith a scientologist?
me: There were rumors a few months ago.
[...]
Grant: Now he's getting Xenu with it. No? Fuck you.
me: That was awful.
Grant: Nonsense. So what did Will Smith say to the thetans?
me: Welcome to Earth?
Grant: Welcome to erf. Close.
me: How many more of those jokes do you have? Can you do one about Wild Wild West?
Grant: What did Will Smith say to conventional religions?
me: What?
Grant: "No, I don't want nada. Nonna that. Brutha be six gunnin' runnin' that. Buffalo soldia. Look, it's like I told ya! Any damsel that's in distress be outta that dress when she meets Jim Xenu." I'll be here all night folks.
me: Did you remember that?!
Grant: Hell yeah.
me: You actually remember quotes from Wild Wild West off the top of your head?
Grant: Uhhh. Yeah. You don't?
me: I have nothing I could even say to that.

Comments

[codecompass.livejournal.com]

You guys should have your own show.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

That's nothing. You should see me and Bryan. (http://laurelin-kit.livejournal.com/473270.html)

[skyblade.livejournal.com]

Grant technically didn't quote the movie. He recited the theme song.

Weak.