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Mar. 1st, 2006 11:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Hmm. I seem to have totally fallen in love with Tyra. I've found myself watching her talk show, the one on plastic surgery, and Tyra is making the best damn WTF faces at this one woman who's addicted to plastic surgery. Tyra hands her a mirror and says "What do you see when you look into this?" and the crazy lady is all "I think I look normal! I'm a normal person! I love my personality! I think I need a little bit more Botox up here! Right at my hairline! It lifts! I don't like the lift!" and Tyra just deadpan stares at her. And then they get into what procedures this chick wants next, and, I shit you not, she wants lipo on her TOE. And Tyra just looks at her and is all "YOU ARE WRONG IN THE HEAD. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS?"
And so, you know, "One of you bitches done stole my fruit roll-ups" isn't that big of a stretch.
And so, you know, "One of you bitches done stole my fruit roll-ups" isn't that big of a stretch.
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Date: 2006-03-02 02:33 pm (UTC)