Brad cheated?

[laurelin_kit]

Jennifer Aniston finally tells Vanity Fair the reason for the breakup. Reported on ohnotheydidnt. Okay, so she says that Brad cheated. She didn't say who. But seriously, if it was Angelina, I am going to be very, very angry, and not just because cheating is wrong as hell and I thought Brad was better than that, but because I have been defending Angelina and getting angry whenever people referred to her as a homewrecker. If she made a liar out of me, that is going to piss me off.

Reported later as fake.

Comments

[queen-kiwi.livejournal.com]

You and me both. *fumes*

Youre missing the big picture here...

[severepsychosis.livejournal.com]

Youre forgetting one MAJOR reason why its wrong. Sure Angelina is hot, sexy, and incredibly attractive. But she's a nut. Dont believe me? Lets take a look at BillyBob, shall we? If YOU slept with that, would you brag to the media about it? 'We just fucked in the limo on the way over.' NO! NO NO NO NO NO! Thaaaats why it would be bad if it was angelina, any one else, eh. Its FAHKIN' BRAD PITT! Probably did 9 at once or something and Aniston just couldnt handle it.

Re: Youre missing the big picture here...

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Angelina is a goddess.

And Billy Bob is a...a...good actor...and...okay, I can't defend her for Billy Bob.

Re: Youre missing the big picture here...

[severepsychosis.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY! For the love of God, his name is BILLY BOB! I mean, god could play a cruel joke and all women, and make him Fabio-esk, but did he?! NO! When you here the name BILLY BOB, you picture something EXACTLY like him.


...so when it all boils down, you just have to ask yourself ONE question. Would you do him...THEN BRAG?!