Lost: Deus Ex Machina

[laurelin_kit]

Locke is...say what?

Jack, it's so true. I like you again.

Boone, you are such a little bitch. I want to marry you and have lots of sex and babies.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM TRAUMATIZED OH MY GOD BOONE. DO NOT BE COVERED IN BLOOD.




Locke. Locke, Locke, Locke.

Boooooone muscles. Boone snark! Boone snark! Yeah, and who the hell is Teresa? Is...oooh oh my God, WHO IS TERESA? TELL ME, BOONE!

Jack and Sawyer are fun together.

OH MY GOD LOCKE WAHHH DO NOT FALL AGAIN, THAT SCARES ME.

What...cross...what?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.





Aww, poor Locke. His daddy's dying. ...is Locke going to give...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I need a kidney
You have two

I love Jack and Sawyer together.

SAWYER HAS AN STD? No? Yes?

Locke is going to faaaall. Aww. I love Boone. I love Boone. I love Boone. I love Boone. Thank you, Locke, for finally telling someone. Is Locke gonna cry? Oh my God, I wanna hug Locke! And then bang Boone. With every second he is on screen I love him more and more. I will cry my goddamn eyes out if he dies. I think Locke is trying to make Boone like his son, sort of like how Locke's dad was with him. Protege and son.

Boone is BUFF, man.

Teresa...BOONE HAD A NANNY I LOVE HIM. Oh my God. He has a childhood trauma. I love him. He's so cute. Can I snuggle a Boone?

Fuck. I'm such a fangirl for pretty, fuck-up Boone.


*giggle* Sawyer glasses! Aww, Sayid is making him nice new classes. Harlequin glasses! I NEED AN ICON! I NEED AN ICON FOR IT! I LOVE IT. He looks cute.

Mmm, Boone. They're going to do the radio control thing as a cliffhanger, aren't they? God, that's hot.

*whimper* Don't fall, pretty Boone. Don't come here, monster. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*giggle* He's very, very cute.

Uh-oh, Charlie.

Yes, there you go, baby. Radio. Good boy.

BOONE I LOVE YOU GET OUT OF THE PLANE OH MY GOD NO PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HE'S THE DEATH




AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO, PLEASE NO

PLEASE, PLEASE NO

CRYING OVER HERE

PLEASE NOT MY FAVORITE

I LOVE BOONE




*whimper*

GO AWAY, JACK, I WANT MY BOONE! GO AWAY, YOU STUPID COUPLE I DON'T LIKE YOU RIGHT NOW YOU ARE KEEPING ME FROM MY BOONE MY WOUNDED BOONE.

Shut up, Jack.

BOONE! PLEASE!

NO DYING, BOONE! I LOVE YOU! NO DYING! I AM CRYING NOW. BOONE! Please no.

What the hell is going on? I want Boone. Go away, Swoosie Kurtz. What is going on? What the hell is going on? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? Is this a "thanks for the kidney, sucker" thing? Why is Swoosie Kurtz here? Oh no. I bet this is when...is this when? Is he going to...? (Please don't let Boone die. Please, please God, don't let Boone be the dead one.) Locke needs a hug, a big hug. God, his life really sucks. I love Terry O'Quinn.

Oh no. He touched the...the numbers...did the numbers get him?

NO. NO. NO. I LOVE BOONE. I LOVE BOONE TOO MUCH FOR HIM TO DIE. HE CANNOT DIE. HE'S TOO PRETTY TO DIE. THIS IS NOT FAIR. THIS IS NOT FAIR. NOW I HAVE TO WRITE MY FIC IN WHICH HE LIVES AND FINDS A PRETTY ART STUDENT SURVIVOR WHILE THERE ARE OTHER DAMN MYSTERIES THAT DON'T INVOLVE BOONE DYING BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AND PLEASE GOD DON'T LET HIM BE THE ONE THAT DIES.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY FAVORITES THAT DIE? WHO WERE MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS ON ANGEL? CORDY. FRED. WES. THEY ALL DIED IN HORRIBLE, HEARTBREAKING WAYS. AND PLEASE DON'T DIE, BOONE, PLEASE DON'T DIE. THIS. IS. NOT. FAIR.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/--kiska--/]

Boone can't die. He can't. Because he's Boone. Men that hot simply cannot die until we say so. And we'll never say he can die. So he can't be dead. Boone's not dead!

*pout/cry*

Claire's baby is going to die. Or something. They can't really kill a character we've become attached to and love... can they? And really... how could they take care of a new born on that island?

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

HE IS MY PRETTY, INCESTUOUS, LIBERAL, WEDDING PLANNER, BUFF, THUG LIFE, INEPT, LOYAL, FUCK-UP BOYFRIEND. HE CANNOT DIE. I WILL CRY FOREVER.

Revenge will be ours if Boone's pretty body becomes no more.

[http://users.livejournal.com/--kiska--/]

*pets and tries to soothe you*

It'll be okay. He won't. Locke needs him. The fangirls need him. The show just wouldn't be the same without his sexy, sexy arms and gorgeous eyes...

[miladygrey.livejournal.com]

Breathe. Breathe. They cannot kill Boone. His character has to grow and develop and learn to be free of Shannon and take off his shirt. Jack won't let Boone die. His lovely strong arms and beautiful blue eyes and voice that occasionally squeaks with nerves will be just fine...

[lostmiseashellz.livejournal.com]

i caught your poem in cleolinda's journal. you are teh awesomeness. *friends you*

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Hee, thank you! *friends you back*

[queen-kiwi.livejournal.com]

Go on, Kit, tell us how you really feel. ;)