laurelin_kit | Oscars! Arrivals!

...WHAT is that thing on Laura Linney's head? I mean, hello, was she going for a Draco Malfoy look? Or a...a....you know, there are no words.

SALMA HAYEK. I WOULD RESPECTFULLY LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO YOUR BOOBS.

The fabric on your dress looks funny, Natalie Portman, but you're cute and I like you.

(Also watching Murder by Numbers. Michael Pitt is FUG. LY. Fuck me, Ryan Gosling, is you please.)

Catalina Sandino Moreno looks stunning. The back of that dress is so elegant.

Emmy, Emmy, Emmy, Emmy. I love you. You are so beautiful. Your paleness validates me.

Josh! Josh Groban! You are so beautiful! He's babbling, that's so adorable.

Kate Winslet is glowing in that blue dress. That's a color I'd wear.

Clive! I KEEP MISSING CLIVE! WHERE IS CLIVE? I MUST SEE CLIVE!

Orlando is pretty and asexual, as he always is to me, but oh, boy, what on earth is he wearing?

Cate! Cate! Darling Cate! Wonderful Cate!

Annette Bening looks cute as usual, and not as stretched as usual.

Wow, Halle Berry looks lovely.

HILARY, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? Seriously, why don't these people have a person that follows them around and goes "Hey, that's a really ugly dress!" whenever they're trying stuff on?

I still say Ethan Hawke died around 2000 and is just an animated corpse. but Julie Delpy looks lovely. Yes, Ross, look, Julie Delpy!

OH, JOHNNY, WHY? *drags him to a tux rental and gives him a damn comb* I know you're probably trying to fend off the fangirls, but this is not the way to do it. (Does he usually wear glasses? I can't think of whether or not right now. Cause, if so, much love.)

I want to murder these hosts.

Maggie! Jake! Maggie! Jake! Maggie! Jake! Maggie, you have my movie taste.

Dustin Hoffman, whee!

Usher, just go away.

Nice dress, Oprah!

Penelope Cruz is so, so beautiful. Aww, she looks so sweet in yellow. Cute cute cute! Annette! You stole her limelight! Bring back the cute! OH, VERBAL BITCHSLAP, WARREN, GOOD ONE!