Hooray, A Meme!

Personality test from Ben Tesch via kottke.org.

Bold the favorite movie of yours from the following directors.

1. Joel Coen: No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, The Hudsucker Proxy, Miller's Crossing, Raising Arizona, etc
2. Wes Anderson: The Darjeeling Limited, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, etc
3. Hal Ashby: Being There, Shampoo, Harold and Maude, etc
4. Kevin Smith: Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Clerks, etc
5. Quentin Tarantino: Grindhouse, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, etc

I'm a Big Lebowski Royal Tenenbaums Clerks Grindhouse. I haven't seen any Hal Ashby movies so I didn't include that one.

I'm halfway through a rewatch of 30 Rock's first season and it inspired me to do THIS meme too.

What fictional character do you think you're most like? Ask your friends list to post in a comment what character they think you're most like.

Me: Liz Lemon. (It's uncanny. The almost unintentional meanness, the Cheetos, the throwing up at restaurants, the reaction to the Hair...)
Everyone else's perspective?


I just took a physics test and I made it my bitch. I rocked the shit out of it. I barely understood it the first run through and then I did the long-answer questions that I could, then back to the multiple choice and I wrote down what each problem gave me and looked at my formula sheet (that I got to customize myself this time) and it all came clear. It was great!

Charming conversations

Grant: Since when is Will Smith a scientologist?
me: There were rumors a few months ago.
[...]
Grant: Now he's getting Xenu with it. No? Fuck you.
me: That was awful.
Grant: Nonsense. So what did Will Smith say to the thetans?
me: Welcome to Earth?
Grant: Welcome to erf. Close.
me: How many more of those jokes do you have? Can you do one about Wild Wild West?
Grant: What did Will Smith say to conventional religions?
me: What?
Grant: "No, I don't want nada. Nonna that. Brutha be six gunnin' runnin' that. Buffalo soldia. Look, it's like I told ya! Any damsel that's in distress be outta that dress when she meets Jim Xenu." I'll be here all night folks.
me: Did you remember that?!
Grant: Hell yeah.
me: You actually remember quotes from Wild Wild West off the top of your head?
Grant: Uhhh. Yeah. You don't?
me: I have nothing I could even say to that.