Linkspam!

Because I have nothing better to do today, I went through wtf_inc and found a bunch of linkspam to send Grant over AIM. And since I have a giant pile of linkspam, I might as well post it.

"Hey, let's dress up like genitalia and go on a parade!" "Yeah!"

Font humor: Nerds rape!

Elmo wants to kill you! Yes, he does!

"Laura, why don't you have a MySpace? Why don't you like it? It's fun!"
"Well, this is why. Any website that allows your userinfo to crash your browser is Satanic in my book."

Neuticles.Com: The best URL ever.

Everyone loves an internet crazy! This one of the extreme feminist kind.

A video game teaches masturbation. No, I'm not talking about those vibrating packs they sell in Asia.

Did you ever play with My Little Pony? Warning: Do not click this link unless you like big ol' horse cock.

Because vaginas are funny.

WOLF COCK!

Happy birthday, Jesus!

Everyone wants some internet.

The twee-est little strap-on ever. Thank you, Ann Summers.

Penis snowflakes.

And now, the crowning glory: BDSM CARE BEAR PORN.

"Slave Bear, you are in the rape rack for crimes against caring," said the first voice, and Grumpy identified it: Tender Heart. "Slave Bear, you will only come out of the rape rack when we think that you've started to care again. Until then, you will no longer be Grumpy Bear, but Slave Bear, and you are the property of every Care Bear or Care Bear Cousin in this room. You are going to be punished."

And just to save your brain from that, here's a really cool ad for TVs that sends bouncy balls all over San Francisco. It's really worth a watch.

10 Love Stories I Love, in no particular order whatsoever

I was bored as shit this afternoon, so I decided to do a useless meme.

( 10 Love Stories I Love, in no particular order whatsoever. )