Ye Olde Entry from Yearbook
Oct. 26th, 2004 10:22 amI was all set to sit up last night and write lots and lots of the Horatio/Mariette/Archie with
sinister_beauty, but my mother popped out of nowhere and made me go to bed. Dammit. I was really all in the mood to write some! It's eating my soul and all I can think of is the sexual tension and the unresolved porn.
Now I'm stuck on the doomsday filtered internet computer trying to find detailed pages on feudalism. I swear, this page I'm on? So useless. All the links are broken, it's got a dark purple background with red text (in addition to being hard to read, it's also fugly.) and has a gif of a glimmering sword at the bottom that says "Ye Olde Return Button." I feel my brain dying from lameness. At least it's not in Comic Sans MS. Although it is in Times New Roman at about size 16 (the point size at which TMR ceases to become neat and just looks stupid. USE SANS SERIF OR A SERIF FONT THAT LOOKS BETTER AT A BIGGER POINT SIZE!)
This makes me want to make a site. A nice website, with readable text and nice graphics. Frames! NO CYAN! Headers! Footnotes! NO TIMES NEW ROMAN IN BIGGER THAN SIZE 12! I'd put all my fics, all my history research, all my manips, excerpts (short ones) from my novels! Oh yeah, I need a website.
KATEE GET YOUR FUCKING MAGAZINES OFF MY DESK, HOR
I'm okay. Really.
I think I'll go write or type something. In Garamond, or Georgia, or Verdana. Something NOT Times New Roman.
Ye Olde Return Button. Jesus.
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Now I'm stuck on the doomsday filtered internet computer trying to find detailed pages on feudalism. I swear, this page I'm on? So useless. All the links are broken, it's got a dark purple background with red text (in addition to being hard to read, it's also fugly.) and has a gif of a glimmering sword at the bottom that says "Ye Olde Return Button." I feel my brain dying from lameness. At least it's not in Comic Sans MS. Although it is in Times New Roman at about size 16 (the point size at which TMR ceases to become neat and just looks stupid. USE SANS SERIF OR A SERIF FONT THAT LOOKS BETTER AT A BIGGER POINT SIZE!)
This makes me want to make a site. A nice website, with readable text and nice graphics. Frames! NO CYAN! Headers! Footnotes! NO TIMES NEW ROMAN IN BIGGER THAN SIZE 12! I'd put all my fics, all my history research, all my manips, excerpts (short ones) from my novels! Oh yeah, I need a website.
KATEE GET YOUR FUCKING MAGAZINES OFF MY DESK, HOR
I'm okay. Really.
I think I'll go write or type something. In Garamond, or Georgia, or Verdana. Something NOT Times New Roman.
Ye Olde Return Button. Jesus.