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AGAIN with the waking up before my alarm clock goes off! My parents aren't even up yet!

And I'm tired. Oh so tired, and hungry.

This time, really. School. I have to.

No, Mommy! Not the doctor! NOT THE DOCTOR!

GYAH! NO!

Fever got suddenly worse and I threw up the second Tylenol I took. Cool shower did not help, mother decides that I cannot go to school and gets me a doctor's appointment at 9:30. I DO NOT WANT TO GO. I HATE THE DOCTOR'S. There's always something horrific mentioned that I might have but is vetoed (or worse, not) and haunts me and my paranoia forever.

I hate it. Hate it so much. I wish I could just not exist until the sick goes away.

It's not FAIR. I never get this sick! Why can't it GO away? I don't wanna go to the doctor!

Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia.

Doctor's verdict: Blah, blah, viral infection which we knew already, drink lots of fluids, you look dehydrated, your throat is a little pink (IT'S A THROAT! OF COURSE IT'S PINK!). Tylenol is good, blah blah.

I babble incessantly when I'm nervous. It was so bad my Mom commented on it. >.< This is possibly why I'm good at oral presentations, because I just don't shut up.

I'm watching Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Wonderful, wonderful movie. I want the DVD. I want to sleep with it under my pillow. So slashy and so funny and MMMM, ROBERT REDFORD.

Oh, and I think I love Kevin Smith. Why?

Butch Cassidy : Who's the best lawman?
Sundance Kid : The best, how ? You mean toughest? Or easiest to bribe?
Butch Cassidy : Toughest.
Sundance Kid : Joe LaFours.
Butch Cassidy : Got to be.
Sundance Kid : LaFours never leaves Wyoming, never. You know that.
Butch Cassidy : He always wears a white skimmer. That's how you tell it's Joe LaForce, 'cause he always wears a white straw hat. Look at that guy out front.
[Butch and Sundance start running]
Butch Cassidy : Who are those guys?

There is NO WAY he did not model LaFours in Mallrats as a reference to this. For that? MUCH LOVE. See, he's so great that he made me forget all about Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Butch Cassidy : Jeesh, all Bolivia can't look like this.
Sundance Kid : How do you know? This might be the garden spot of the whole country. People may travel hundreds of miles just to get to this spot where we're standing now. This might be the Atlantic City, New Jersey of all Bolivia for all you know.
Butch Cassidy : Look I know a lot more about Bolivia than you know about Atlantic City, New Jersey I can tell you that.
Sundance Kid : AHA. You do huh? I was born there, I was born in New Jersey. Was brought up there, so...
Butch Cassidy : You're from the east? I didn't know that.
Sundance Kid : The total tonnage of what you don't know is enough to shatter...
Etta Place : I'm not sure we're accomplishing as much as we'd like here.
Sundance Kid : Listen, you're job is to back me up, because you'd starve without me. And you, your job is to shut up.
Butch Cassidy : He'll feel a lot better after he's robbed a couple of banks.
Sundance Kid : Bolivia. Ha-ha-ha-haa.

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So...when, exactly, will I stop being amused that I saw SEBASTIAN BACH play Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar.

Because, dude. Sebastian Bach is Jesus. There are so many things inherently wrong with that sentence.