Eclipse

[laurelin_kit]

So my roommate wanted to watch a copy of Eclipse. I said, sure, bring it out here, I'm curious. I read the books a few years ago, saw the first movie. Why not?



carolinaliz: how bad is it?
KittehPride: omfg
KittehPride: five minutes in
KittehPride: and I'm already like WTF IS THIS
carolinaliz: hahahaha
KittehPride: the first scene I was yelling at bella
KittehPride: HEY BITCH
KittehPride: KNOW WHAT'S MORE PERMANENT THAN MARRIAGE
KittehPride: BEING TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE
KittehPride: and JASPER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD

KittehPride: "have you...imprinted on someone?"
KittehPride: "JUST YOUR OVARIES!"

KittehPride: this is TERRIBLE
KittehPride: THIS MESSAGE IS FUCKING TERRIBLE

Bella's gonna rape the shit out of Edward.

KittehPride: BABIES BABIES BABIES
KittehPride: BABIES BABIES?
KittehPride: BABY BABIES!
KittehPride: BABIES BABIES BABY BABIES
KittehPride: BABIES BABIES BABIES...
KittehPride: BABIES!
KittehPride: RAPE RAPE RAPE!

KittehPride: OMFG
KittehPride: THERE IS A TRAINING MONTAGE
KittehPride: THIS MOVIE HAS A FUCKING TRAINING MONTAGE

Wow, a lot of you are assholes

THERE WAS NEVER A BIGGER ASSHOLE THAN BELLA SWAN. OH MY GOD SHE IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE. SUCH AN ASSHOLE.

Comments

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

I bet you especially liked the part where the message is, "If you fight back you will just break your hand, so give in."