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Written By: Julie-Anne Cope.

Frodo is running through the wood away from the dark Lord Sauron's Henchmen when all of a sudden a Hobbit Girl around his age arrives out of no where. They crash and Frodo is unconscious. He wakes up in a small cottage with the young Hobbit girl fussing over a bruise on his forehead rubbing it with something cools very lightly so it would not hurt.

Frodo: Where am I?

Hobbit Girl: You're in my cottage.

Frodo: Who are you?

Hobbit Girl: Shhh you have hurt your head pretty badly. You have been resting for quite sometime. I was wondering when you would wake up. You hit your head pretty badly. I got you away from the ark Lords Henchmen... Would you like some thing to eat...Frodo.

Frodo: H-How do you know my name?

Hobbit Girl: You were my Brother Sam's best friend were you not?

Frodo: Your Sam's Sister? I didn't even know he had a sister.

Frodo sits up to look at the young hobbit. He thinks she is very pretty. She has ear length reddish, Blondie, brownie hair. Her eyes were metallic silver bluish her face was ivory skin. Were cheeks were a peach coloured pink. She smiled at him. Her lips were as red as red roses. Her teeth as white of pearls. She was sweet and caring. She thought to himself that she would be a great friend.

Sam's sister: Yes I know. Nobody knew that we were related we only just found out before he left. My name is Raven. Sam and I never told anybody of our relationship. It was just our little secret that we are related. You see Mom kicked me out of home because I was a girl and she wanted just sons, which I feel was unjustified. But A nice man helped me and provided me with food and shelter. His name was Bilbo Baggings. He was like a father to me when he found me under a tree alone and cold and hungry and wet he asked me.

"why aren't you at home little one?" and I Replied.

"because I have no home. Where is home?" After that he walked off I thought he wouldn't come back but a few minutes later he returned with a blanket and an apple. I was so happy when he took me back to his home where I stayed for the next five years. After I had grown up I thanked him for his hospitality. Then I left. I met Sam by accident. I was in the markets and boy was I in trouble. I had just stolen an apple, seeing as they are my favourite food, and the man who owned the stall had caught me. Sam walked up and payed for the apple. He asked of me my name. When I told him and he asked my last name I told him what it was and then yeah. We he told me I was his baby sister. I was so happy to finally have family. I couldn't believe it. I didn't know what to say and the last I heard of him he was leaving on this quest... Since then we wrote everyday. I did miss him... The last letter I received...He told me to keep his promise... Don't you lose him Sam wise... He told me he didn't have means to so if he couldn't I would have to for him. That was why I was in the forest.... Looking... Looking for you. I couldn't leave my brothers promise unfulfilled. I hope you understand I ma here to help you now be still I will get you something to eat and drink.

She walks out and Frodo lies back down. She walks back in with a glass of water and an apple. She smiled at him while she cut up the apple. Not watching what she is doing she accidentally cuts her thumb.

Raven: OUCH!

she frowns a little as a tear comes to her eye she wipes it away. A little bit of blood still remained on her face. and it rolled down her cheek making it look like she is crying blood tears. Frodo sat up again and then wiped it away. she smiled at him again. She takes her finger and kisses it as in to kiss it better.

Raven: Thank-You

for a second they catch each other's eyes but quickly look away and blush.

Frodo: Well raven its nice to meet you.

Raven: Hush now

She puts her index finger to his lips and smiles again. She walks out the door. Frodo Lies back down eats his apple and drinks his water and then goes back to sleep

Frodo wakes up and thinks to himself before he opens his eyes...

Frodo(thinking): What a kooky dream.

He goes stands up and his head is hit with a sudden rush of pain. He staggers backwards and catches his head and then realises that it wasn't a dream. He staggers accidentally into the table next to the bed and then turns around just in time to catch his apple and a glass of fresh milk. He takes the apple and eats it hungrily and then he drinks his milk. He turns around to see a set of new clothes on the bed and next to that a basin of water and a wash cloth. He quickly removes his shirt and takes the wash cloth and washes his torso. He then realises that he cannot wash his own back. He hears the door slam and then he hears someone busy in the kitchen and a ruffle of paper bags.

Frodo: RAVEN??? Raven can you come here please???

Raven: One minute.

Raven entered the room. She was waring a red and blue peasant shirt and a red skirt to match. As she walked towards him he couldn't help but notice the fact her chest almost fell out of her shirt.

Raven: Yes?

Frodo: C-C-C-C-Could you please wash my back for me?

Raven: Sure I guess so.

Raven Bends forward to grab the washcloth. She can't help but notice how sexy His body was. Being distracted she accidentally bumps him, which causes him to accidentally, look down her shirt. He Quickly looks away and then notices her looking into his eyes and he is looking into hers... they both quickly look away and blush. Raven wets the rag and washes his back not looking him in the face.

Raven: Okay finished.

Frodo: Thank you.

Raven starts to walk out the door she looks back but Frodo is busy undoing his pants. Frodo undoes his pants and then puts on his new shirt and shorts. He looks up to notice a white piece of something next to the Washbasin. He picks it up and reads it.

Frodo: (To himself reading the note aloud)

You are a wonderful Guest. Thank you for all you help...I hope you had a nice sleep... I was at the markets this morning... I found these and bought these clothes for you. I hope you like them. Help yourself make yourself at home your home is my home...

Love Always,

Raven.

Frodo smiles as he puts the note in his small bag and walks into the kitchen. Raven is busy putting away groceries from the markets.

Raven: You're out of your room. Hello. Frodo could you help me?

Frodo: Sure. What do you want me to do?

Raven: Could you please go to the markets and buy fifteen apples for me please that should last us for a week.

Raven walks into her room and Frodo sniffs in the air and he smells fresh bread he turns around and he sees she is cooking fresh bread over the pot stove. She walks back out with her small cloth purse and gives him 15 pieces of silver..

Raven: Don't you forget 15 apples. thanks Frodo you're a sweet heart.

Raven walks up to Frodo and kisses him lightly on the cheek.

Raven: Be quick now.

Frodo hugs her in return and then walks out the door. He walks as fast as he can down to the apple stall and gets 15 apples. He walks home and about five meters from the house he hears a scream and the sound of somebody being slapped. He runs with all he's worth upto the front door and turns the handle when he gets in he sees Legolas with his hand raised.

Legolas(shouting at Raven): Tell me where Frodo is! NOW!

Frodo: Leave her ALONE!

Legolas dropps his fist and smiles in relife.

Legolas: Frodo thank GOD your allright. I have been looking for you. Somebody told me you lived here and when i asked It here if you lived here she wouldn't tell me!

Frodo: A Likely story

Frodo walks upto Raven + puts a hand out to help her up. he realises her hand is burnt and she has a bruise on the side of her face. Instead of taking her hand he crouches and speaks into her ear.

Frodo: Are you okay?

He puts his arm around his waist and she cries into his shoulder.

Frodo: Raven are you okay? Do you want to help me into your room?

Raven nods her head. Frodo puts his arms around Frodo's waist and picks her up carring her into her room. he walks into the kitchen ignoring Legolas takes a cloth covers it in water and then walks back into Raven's room. He wraps the cloth around her burnt hand and goes back into his room and takes the remaining cream for his bruises and takes it back into Ravens room and puts it on the bruise on her face, She smiles at him

Raven: Thank You

Raven looks at the door and frowns. Frodo turns around to see Legolas and Arwen in the doorway. Frodo leans over to Ravens ear.

Frodo: *Whispering* Dont't be frightend I am here to help and protect you as you did for me. They wont hurt you Raven. I promise

Raven:*whispering* Frodo be careful..

Frodo begins to walk away but he feels raven take his forearm. Raven grabbs it.

Raven: I Love You.

Frodo: I promise

Frodo turns back to Legolas and Arwen

Frodo:*Yelling* You leave her out of this. I thought you were dead. What are you doing here?

Arwen: What are you doing here?

Frodo: helping Raven now get out of our home.

Legolas and Arwen look at eachother.

Frodo: GET OUT!

Legolas:Whoa little dude... Chill We just need to talk.

Frodo: About?

Arwen: The Fellowship, The one ring, Raven Gamgee and Sam and what we are going to do.

Frodo: It is destoyed. Now i am happy and carefree. Now i DEMAND you get out this instant!

All of a sudden there is a knock at the door.

Sam:*from outside through the door* Hello.. Raven.. Hello...Raven... open the door I can hear voices people talking are you okay? i hear yelling It's me..sam

Frodo opens the door pushing Legolas and Arwen out the door and pulling Sam in. Gandalf is beside him he ducks moving quickly inside.

Frodo: SAM GANDALF... YOUR ALIVE...I cant belive its really you!

Gandalf: I merely fell... i didnt die.

A few minutes Later Merry and Pippin were at the door. next Arrives Gimil, then aragon and Bomirir they have to talk outside because Almost everyone except Sam, Raven, Merry, Pippin and Frodo are to tall for the house. Frodo and Raven are inside.

(outside) Legolas: What are we going to do... he has obviously fallen for THAT.

Sam:'That' has a name thank-you and it is raven in future use it or so help me god.

Legolas stood from his spot

Legolas: What are you gunna do hey? i can kick your butt!

Arwen: Please calm down Sam.. Legolas... Shut up That has a name and it is Raven and dont you dare ever let me hear your ignorant egotistical jackass mouth say a single bad word about Raven ever again.

Arwen Slapped Legolas Legolas sat down. He dare not challenge Arwen cus when worse came to worse she could be a real bitch.

Gimli: What are we going to do.. There is a fine line between Love and War-

Merry:*ineruppting* its called like

Merry is slot evil glances from everyone and he decides it to be best to shut up.

Sam: Well she is my sister and he is my responsibility. I will talk to them.

Everyone aggrees.

Sam walks inside to tal to Frodo and Raven and finds them both asleep He walked out side to announce that they were sleeping but when he got outside he could feel everyone's eyes on him. He decided it would be wiser to wake them up.

Sam:Alright, Alright! I'll go wake them up! Gawd but you have to convince them to not like eachother you hear me. You gotta help me. You're in this as much as i am. So you better help or i wont be happy you hear. I am not risiking my head for you guys ya hear?

Felowship: *Grumble Grumble* I guess so.

Sam walks back inside and wakes up Frodo.

Sam: Oh Mr. Frodo. Wakie, Wakie hand off snakie.. Time to get up Mr. Frodo.

Frodo: Huh Wah?

Frodo Shakes his head lightly.

Frodo: Starnge Why am I sleeping on the floor here.

Raven Wakes up.

Sam: Perfect timing. Mr. Frodo. Raven we have to talk. The guys are outside waiting so out you go you hear.

Frodo, Sam and Raven walk out to talk to the fellowship.

Frodo:*annoyed* What?

Legolas looked at Arwen, Arwen looked Aragon, Aragon looked at Gimli, Gimli looked at Bomir, Bomir looked at Gandalf, Gandlaf looked at Merry, Merry Looked at Sam, Sam Looked at Pippin and Pippin Gave Merry a death Stare.

Merry: Ummmm Uhh We decided to have a celebration.

Frodo: Why?

Merry: Good point... Why Pip?

Pippin: To Umm Celbrate.. Uhh that we are all alive and well.

Frodo: Good on ya's I'm going to bed... actually Raven You go back to bed. I want to talk to your brother.

Raven: Okay.

Frodo looked at Sam who just nodded & walked to the gate. they walked to the Markets talking.

Frodo: I Think i am falling in love with your sister. I mean.. Why cant we just live happy lives? i have acomplished my mission. The one ring is destroyed, No more harm or troubles.. Fall in love and start families Sam.

Sam: Start a family with my sister? I dont know if she is ready to start a family Mr. Frodo.

Frodo: Sam I want to marry Raven and have children. And live happily ver after like everyone should.. I Love Raven

Sam: Mr. Frodo. Love is a very powerful word. are you sure? What if Raven doesnt love you?

Frodo: Then all is in vain... but she does.. Sam she does. All I ask is a blessing. Please.

Sam lowered his eyes

Sam: Mr. Frodo.. you have my blessing but you dont you go and hurt her you hear. Or i might break that promise to Gandalf and lose you somewhere dangerous.

Frodo: I promise... Dont You hurt her Frodo Baggins...And i means not to. I means not to. I need to get back to Raven. and it is getting dark.

Frodo Hugged sam and ran off.

(back at the cottage *outside*)

The fellowship is sitting infront of an open fire. On the fire they are cooking bacon, sausages & tomatoes. In the corner Merry and Pippin are skewering marshmellows with a stick putting on at a time. (please note i dont know if marshmellows exisited then... oh well they do now!) Raven is sitting next to Arwen. Frodo couldnt help but notice the size difference and chucled.

Frodo: Raven can we talk?

Raven: later I'm cold and the fire is warm

Pippin: duh.. talk about stating the obvious.

Raven shot Pippin a dirty Look Frodo removed his cloak and hared it with Raven.

Frodo: When can we talk alone? Its Important & Private.

Raven Stood.

Raven: lets go for a walk Frodo.

Raven took Frodo by the Hand and walked to the apple orchids behind the cottage here They sat down still wrapped in the same cloak. Frodo draped his arm around her shoulder and Lifted her chin. Little did they see the fellowship wtaching through the tiny window.

Frodo: I Love you Raven and...

Raven: I love you too Frodo.

Frodo: Great. I have been thinking maybe you just might be the one for me. W-W-W-Will you Marry me Raven?

Raven sat in deep thought for a few seconds.

Raven: yes Frodo.. yes i will.

They Kissed passionatly under the apple tree until an apple fell and hit Frodo in the head. he kissed raven again

Fellowship(except Sam merry and Pippin) NOOOOOOO!

THE END!