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Jack, you are so hot. So, so hot. I think it's the coat. It's like the uber-hot this season. It must be the coat. When he swoops out into the hallway with the gun and tells Audrey to go...yes. The coat is like the sex. It adds. It enhances. It makes my chickbits squirm.

OH GOD A TRAILER FOR THE GRUDGE I NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT AGAIN AAHHHH!

OMG BEHROOZ! I LOVE YOU BEHROOZ! And Dina! I take it back, Dina, you rock, you rock! You creep me out, but you rock!

And WHO'S THE ONLY PERSON THAT JACK CAN TRUST? WHO? WHO? WHO? TELL MEEEEE! Okay, just checked the IMDb, and they aren't listing anyone really special, so if it is, it's one of those OMG SHOCKERS.

And did anyone but me notice that the Ultimate Bad Guy So Far is Imhotep, from the Mummy? I for one am glad to see him, because DAMN, is he hot. Terrorize me, Imhotep.

Okay, it's back. WHO'S THE ONLY PERSON JACK CAN TRUST?

Ehhhh Presidential storyline. Is it Heller? Is that the only one Jack can trust? Huh? Huh? Huh?

COME ON...TELL MEEEEE.

Poor Driscoll, by the way. I want to give her a hug and a BREAK. And I like Heller more now. A lot more.

OMG JACK YOU'RE HEEERE WHO CAN YOU TRUST, WHOOOO? Mmm, yes, Jack, kick ass. Take names. In the coat, OH, THE COAT. I want to start a fanclub JUST for the coat. Stop breathing so damn loudly, Jack! Oh fuck, you seem to be totally screwed this time. Audrey, I kinda want you. You can shoot.

*SCREAM*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

TONY! TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY! TOOOOOONNNNYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!

<3 Edgar.

Suspense. Button? Click? Work? Yes? OH FUCK YOU EVIL BITCH.

Does it work? Is it...YAY! YAY! Phew! I was totally expecting for something evil to happen, which means it totally still can. HA! I KNEW IT! A ROGUE BITCH REACTOR! OR TWO! OR THREE! OR FOUR! OR...SIX? Was it six? Yes, six.

Can I just scream again...TOOOOOONY! TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH AND - hey, you had the soul patch back, didn't you? What did we learn about the soul patch, Tony? It is a Bad Thing. You'll hate it in two hours. BUT I DON'T CARE I LOVE YOU AND YOU'RE BACK OMG YAY!


Promo shrieking:

TONY DO ME NOW. I LOVE YOU TONY. HAVESEXWITHJACKNOWPLEASE.