I started to say great and then I said cool.

This cold has stolen my sense of humor. I have the Yips. This situation is actually pretty hilarious, but as I have been reduced to Totes McGotes status, I cannot express it.

Just, literally everything I say today is really awkward and lame. Even Boondock Saints was running circles around me, and he thinks he can power a house with lightning rods in the front yard.