Kiran requested this.

Kiran: can you photoshop a giraffe horse for me?
me: A giraffe horse?!
Kiran: yes. half giraffe, half horse
me: which halves?
Kiran: both ass parts
me: so like, no head
Kiran: yes
me: a catdog of butts? that's going to look pretty sad
Kiran BITCH I WANT TO GENETICALLY ENGINEER IT AND RAISE IT LIKE MY BABY
me: a catdog with all butts
Kiran: Splice was the most heartwarming movie of the year btw