laurelin_kit | Mar. 15th, 2010

Things I Did Not Want Today

To wake up and go to class
To hear your uncomfortably non-joking response to a penis joke
To be unable to wipe the previous item from my mind
Seriously, I did not want to know about your penis, dude.
You blushed. I will never be able to look at you again.
Gross. Gross. Gross.
My orgo test back
To be locked out of the gym when I go to the water fountain
To only watch 72 minutes of Megavideo at a time
To look at the lone Mike's hard in the fridge that has been there for over a week and know that it is not mine and I can't have it
Dan and Vanessa

the facts are these