The Problem With Biologists

You know what I love? Biologists. Or rather, just ecologists. They say "Oh, we came up with a really simple diagram to explain the flow of energy through an ecosystem blah blah," and then the slide changes, and there's like fifteen different boxes with arrows drawing from every one to every single other one and sometimes pointing off the page at some dude in the front row eating granola and pointing at the clock, and another one is clicking the mouse, and I think a few of the lines are drawing a penis in the middle there. I'm going to tell you this once, ecologists, just once. THAT IS NOT A SIMPLE DIAGRAM.