Adventures in Spore

me: How's Spore?
Bryan: It's pretty addicting.
me: What critters have you made?
Bryan: You only make one. It's also me, so I maxed all his stats by putting random parts on it so it's a pile of stats.
me: What does it look like?
Bryan: 4 legs, two different types of feet, horns, spikes, wings, spines, armored knees and elbows, pinchers, a beak and seconds as an attacking mouth, eyes, and some more spikes
me: ...I'm going to need a photo.
Bryan: Grant called it an abomination. brb dishes



me: Is it really an abomination?
Grant: It's terrible
me: It sounds like it. He can't even describe it.
Grant: It's beyond description
me: All he can do is list features and I just see like...a round ball of spikes and eyes and limbs in my head making a howling noise like the gates of hell. In my mind it sounds like that.


This. This is what I miss when my friends are busy with their classes. Shit like this.