I may have the best life ever.

Lovely peaceful days. I have a DS now, which means none of you will ever see me again and I will never get any work done ever again, but them's the breaks.

Speaking of work, I got back my Turganev essay, and I got a solid A. People, let me remind you: I DID NOT READ THE BOOK. The only book I did totally read was Pride and Prejudice, and I got a B on that essay. The lowest essay grade I've gotten. What the fuck, y'all?

Grant: Where is the woman I love?
Me: She has the KATAMARI THEME STUCK IN HER HEAD.
Grant: HAHAHAHA
Me: NAAA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!
Grant: KATAMARI DAMACY--EEE--EEE--EEE
Me.: I'm going to be sitting through the entire film screening tonight humming that. And my classmates will kill me.

Grant: I suppose. You are tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me.

Grant: Mr. Darcy has hardly said three things in the book and I am ready to declare him biggest jackass in the world.
Grant: And I want to be him.