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Yesterday my roommate asked me what heroin was. I forgot to mention that. It deserves a separate post.

I AM NOT KIDDING. HEROIN. We were watching Rent and she turned to me and goes "What's heroin? Is it weed?" "...No." "Is it, like, cocaine?" "...No."

HEROIN.

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Dreamt about something involving Paris Hilton and sharks and locking all my doors to hide from a shark. Or an alligator. Or something. Whatevah.

SOTIRED. Must finish essay. Must finish essay. Then I can nap and then work on my OTHER essay.

P.S. There is no God.

ETA:

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I just spent about twenty minutes absorbing more music from MyTunes. Really, not many people in Chaudoin have very good taste in music. Although I did absorb every single Pixies song that was on there, and most of the Rent movie soundtrack. (I hate Broadway!Mimi, I'm sorry!)

And...some idiot on there had Billy Joel's Greatest Hits. I HATE YOU. Because now I have most of it. And Miss Doxie was right, once you hear "We Didn't Start the Fire" you do start writing your own verses. And a bunch of Beach Boys songs. And DISNEY MUSIC. Now, if only I could find that dance remix of 'Kiss the Girl' that I had in ninth grade. I also grabbed the entire Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind soundtrack. Which is excellent, because somehow in the rearranging of all my music, I lost the one song I had off it.

And for some insane reason, I found myself downloading what is possibly the worst Disney song ever written. So, I'm just warning you, if you hear me muttering "In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room, in the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room, in the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room!" you will know why. Christ.

Also, I really cannot stand when people can't fucking spell. You HAVE the song. HOW do you not know what it's "Manilow" and not "Manalow"?!

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I know. I know. I hear you saying it. "But Laura, the Brokeback Mountain trailer remixes aren't funny! They all suck!" I know. I know. But many of you remember the time that I watched Point Break on TV and loudly proclaimed that it was a gay porno.

Point Brokeback, everybody. It would have been a much better movie. And let me tell you, I've seen this movie, and I know that it's not hard to turn it gay. Not hard at all.