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I am going to be out of commission for the next few days because I'm getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow. Please do not call me; I will not want to move my mouth.

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I've tried about every combination of throat lozenge, soup, syrup and candied sticky thing to get rid of this damn sore throat, or at least make it better. Instead, I'm going to be fat, and now my nose is stopping up.