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HBP spoilers NO!
Jul. 10th, 2005 11:36 pmThis is the obligatory spoilers-or-no-spoilers in relation to Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince:
You spoil me, or post spoilers without a lj-cut and I will scream in anguish. For a long time. Then I will hunt down your phone number and scream over the phone so you can feel the palpable agony of my spoilered self.
Because secretly, I long to know what happens. But the stronger part of me says no, so the final verdict is NO SPOILERS. LJ-CUT PLZ AND TELL ME HOW FAR THE SPOILERS GO TO.
Although, like a total asshole, I still have this urge to run through fandom screaming "OMG RON/HERMIONE SEX!!!111!! THEN THEY DIE!" Buuut I already did the fake spoilers for Lost on April Fools, so fuck that.
You spoil me, or post spoilers without a lj-cut and I will scream in anguish. For a long time. Then I will hunt down your phone number and scream over the phone so you can feel the palpable agony of my spoilered self.
Because secretly, I long to know what happens. But the stronger part of me says no, so the final verdict is NO SPOILERS. LJ-CUT PLZ AND TELL ME HOW FAR THE SPOILERS GO TO.
Although, like a total asshole, I still have this urge to run through fandom screaming "OMG RON/HERMIONE SEX!!!111!! THEN THEY DIE!" Buuut I already did the fake spoilers for Lost on April Fools, so fuck that.
