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Laurelin_kit in A Part Together

Without a doubt above the ordinary, this heart-wrenching tale, set in the state's central bus station, strives for a new angle in the story of two sceptics, brown_jackknife (Keanu Reeves) and laurelin_kit (Marisa Tomei), who find themselves without hope after a plot to keep them apart is initiated by her well-meaning boss, beckyincharge (Carrie-Anne Moss). From soaring heights to searing hurt, love knows no bounds in either direction.

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*is immensely amused*

Laurelin_kit in Tolerable Cruelty

In this compelling kill-fest, laurelin_kit (Sarah Michelle Gellar) is an elite police officer with a really nice holiday house. She must silence brown_jackknife (John Cusack) before her closest friend, beckyincharge (Salma Hayek), harms him. After a quick snack, she forces her way into a secret castle. Winner of two Academy Awards, including Best Plot Alternative.

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Tom Cruise likes sex when he's in a relationship. Otherwise, it confuses him. And he wants more children.

Tom, no. Stop that. You're scaring me.

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Another thing I learned from cyberseduction: His Secret Life.

Girls who are sexually active and have a sexual appetite are evil.

EDIT: I am worth $2,414,730 on HumanForSale.com