Alexander screencap linkspam.

OH! I miss my big, gay, saw-it-in-theatres-twice movie!

FUNNIEST. FACE. EVER.

If you ever wanted to look up Colin Farrell's skirt...

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GAAAAAAAAAAY!

Jared Leto looks fantastic in eyeliner, incidentally.

Seriously? You know what I want? I want this movie in its original form with the kissing. I want this movie to have all the boring shit edited out and for it just to be a Prettyfest of Colin Farrell/Jared Leto gay. You think if I'm a really good girl, Santa will get it for me?

Okay, one last joke. What do you tell a gay war hero with two black eyes? Nothing Alexander the Great hasn't told him twice! Bahahaha. The eyeliner looks funny in daylight.

Whimper.

5 Question Memes

5 Question Meme

1. Leave me a comment saying, 'Interview me'.
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. Update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

EDIT:
Questions from brown_jackknife.

1. What first drew you to writing? You couldn't have started with writing porn.

I couldn't, could I? Weeelll...no, actually, it was writing fics with Becky. Before ninth grade, I'd written some Gundam Wing fanfiction (that will never again see the light of day) and loved it. Until ninth grade, though, and our joint LotR fic and the Blue Fic, it never really occured to me that writing could have a future with me past just a hobby. It really took until tenth grade and our extremely long Young Guns fic that I realized I might be able to stick with it, and then I was shocked that I hadn't realized it before. I'd always been a storyteller, I just hadn't written any of it down.

2. What have you learned in this, your senior year of high school?

That my friends and the people I love will never, ever leave me. I've come to terms with the fact that we're in it for the long run. If I want to keep them, I have to make the effort, and I'm going to do that. I can't live without them.

3. What is one of your fond, childhood memories?

Sitting in the front yard playing with my Star Wars action figures in the garden. No, really. Well, another fond childhood memory is a memory of feeding chipmunks in Colorado.

4. What is your biggest regret?

My biggest regret - I'm not sure if you can call it a regret, but I wish someone had told me that the reason kids were such assholes wasn't because they were jealous or they felt bad about themselves but because they were just assholes and I should have punched them.

5. What is one of your long term goals in life?

Immortality. Not literally, but the idea of being forgotten frightens me.