Volunteering at Holiday Nights, Part One: BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS!

So, last night I spent three and a half hours volunteering in a snow pit with two other girls and a bunch of hot guys. Yes, I like volunteering at the zoo, why do you ask? There was Hot Pizza Boy (Jeff), Crazy Snow Warrior (Chris) and his best friend (Greg), and Loud Redheaded Boy (Hell if I know). About halfway through the night, Chris, Snow Tiffany and I decided we were sick of getting snow thrown at us by hellspawn and started a snow fight. I recruited the kids to throw snow at Chris and Greg and he tried to convert them, but I was ready with my sound arguement of "Santa doesn't want you to throw snow at girls and Santa won't be happy if you throw snow at us." It worked for about half the kids. Whenever I got too soaked, I went over and hit on the pizza boy while drying off. (His name is Jeff, he's a senior at Satellite, he's going into the Marines in June and he thought I was 25 at first. And he looks like the cute boyfriend in Anywhere But Here.)

I'm SO going back tonight.

Volunteering at Holiday Nights, Part Two: BOYS SUCK.

Greg put me in the TRASH CAN. I so won, though, if he resorted to that. Um, not much else to say. I got soaked again, my hands stung from the cold, the kids were even more evil tonight than last night. Greg put me in the fucking trash can. I am SO going to kick his ass tomorrow. And Chris's. Angela (other volunteer) is going to help. And tomorrow? I'm bringing CANDY. Those kids will bend to my will. MINIONS, ARISE! MWAAHAHAHAHA!