Captain! Morons are attacking the fortress!

King Arthur fandom has been attacked.

"Giggle in the cafeteria" fics have entered the picture. The oh-so-original fall-through-the-movie-screen gag.

And, God help me, I opened up Internet Explorer (My Opera settings don't DO popups, bitch!) and started replying. My original reply was kind, thought-out and generous.'

The computer ate it.

I restrained myself from reviewing with just "FUCK OFF!"

( I wrote this. Thought it came out rather nicely )

So...yeah. I've written Mary Sues. I've come back. I've written those kinds of fics. I made them go away. Kept some up for posterity, but they're so deep in shit of LotR fics at the Pit of Voles that they're lost for all time THANK GOD.

ironychan and I have been talking about our Sues, and I've had many.
Worst: My first Harry Potter Sue. There was one plus side: it had no pairing. The minus side? EVERYTHING ELSE. She would have been a TOXIC on pottersues. If not for the grammar and spelling, for everything else surrounding her person. If I could sum up the horrible crap it was, it would be in that I was a fan of Tenchi Muyo at the time but it was not a crossover. At least I never put pen to paper.
Best: Gundam Wing, once I got over the whole "Whee, I'm a stupid fourteen year-old!" thing. I got a plot, several series going on, plotlines, government, all that stuff. Apathy kicked in and I haven't thought much about it in years.
HOLY SHIT: Becky, you know what I'm talking about. "Alive? Dead?"

So what were your Sues? What fandoms? How far did they go? Did you write them, post them, daydream? How did your trainwreck end and when was the epiphany? HAS it ended? What was your moment of ultimate shame?

Here's mine: My Harry Potter Sue that was never, ever written down or posted anywhere was called Sasami and she had one of those power crystal things that almost all Sues are outfitted with. Oh, yes, TOXIC.

(OT: I need new icons. I think I'll take care of that now.)

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Schedule and Commentary. Registration. Sucks. Hate school, have headache.

First Semester
1: I sleep.
2: AMERICAN GOVERNMENT HONORS, Mr Murphy.
3: AP ENGLISH LITERATURE, Ms Rehm - Yay! I get to take another English class! Except I should probably read all the required books first!
4: YEARBOOK, Mr Schledorn - Yay, I have my own section! Shit, I have it Editors period and not the lunch period. This makes life difficult! Yay! I hope I still have it squeezed in with Natalie.
5: ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE, Mrs Ladd - If it's a science class not taught by Mr Bruner, I'm happy.
6: DRAMA III, Mrs Teplica - Do I really have to make commentary on the light of my life, the only reprieve I have from horrible tedium?
7: COLLEGE ALGEBRA, Mrs Jerdon - HELP! HELP HELP HELP HELP!

Second Semester
1: Same, I sleep.
2: SOCIOLOGY, MS CHARLA HEUSSNER - No joke, it's really the only name in all-caps on my schedule. I think it's trying to tell me, "You took a class with Mrs HEUSSNER, YOU MORON! DO YOU LIKE PAIN?!" A wonder, then, that Mr Bruner's name isn't printed in blood as an extra warning to incoming physics students. Poor fools. Sociology = interesting. Heussner = Satan. I could hear her screaming at her students when I had a class next door. Surviving Heussner Students, I plead for help. How do I survive? Is it possible to build a bomb shelter out of textbooks in the back of the class?
3: Same.
4: Still the same.
5: MARINE SCIENCE, Mrs Ladd - I think this used to be lumped in as Environmental Science, which used to be two semesters. Why is it changed? Your guess is as good as mine.
6: Smae is same spelled badly.
7: BEGINNING WEIGHT TRAINING, Mrs I-Still-Have-A-Mullet Bettis - I bow before my guidance counselor. I offer up my firstborn. Thank you, Mrs Carroll, for putting this as my last class. THANK YOU. You have saved many a good outfit from smelliness and saved my hair from badness.

Right. I think I'll go die now.

Actually, I need help from Those Who Have Gone Before. Senior projects? Those things? I have a binder for it, so what sections should I have in it?

(Oh, I do have new icons now. Aren't they pretty? AAAALL MINEEEE.)