(no subject)

This made me laugh for several minutes straight, especially the comments. Seriously. SO printing this out and taking it to Stars tonight, I swear.

Someone should shoot that person, quickly, before it breeeeds with its "Burrfin/Muffin'/Murf'" THING.

EDIT: *snrk* I just bought Chicago Joe and the Showgirl at amazon.com for 42 cents.