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Heeheeheehee...
Sep. 3rd, 2003 12:59 am*cackles evilly but extremely tiredly* I wonder who will notice first.
Tomorrow I post my review of Starlight Express. But, uh...I'm really trying to avoid going to bed because I'm either going to have a nightmare about slutty red Caboose that smiles and cackles or tight-panted Electra with a mohawk that did the pelvic thrust.
Let me remind you. I saw a musical on rollerskates. Where the characters are different kinds of TRAINS.
I feel like writing Caboose/Greaseball/Elektra slash. OMGTRAINLUV!!!1111!!!!1 theirloveissolocomotive!!!111!!!!!
Ugh.
Train Love: A Fanfic
Greaseball was being loud and trainlike. He wanted to race with Caboose. Caboose wanted to race with Greaseball, because he was a little evil red painted slut. But Elektra wanted to race with Caboose too, because he had a strange crotch guard and teal shiny pants. So they both ran off with Caboose and had wild train sex.
The End.
And Kit sporked out her eyes.
Even my parents said Caboose was a slut. My dad said Elektra would be more prone to giving people nightmares.
Tomorrow I post my review of Starlight Express. But, uh...I'm really trying to avoid going to bed because I'm either going to have a nightmare about slutty red Caboose that smiles and cackles or tight-panted Electra with a mohawk that did the pelvic thrust.
Let me remind you. I saw a musical on rollerskates. Where the characters are different kinds of TRAINS.
I feel like writing Caboose/Greaseball/Elektra slash. OMGTRAINLUV!!!1111!!!!1 theirloveissolocomotive!!!111!!!!!
Ugh.
Train Love: A Fanfic
Greaseball was being loud and trainlike. He wanted to race with Caboose. Caboose wanted to race with Greaseball, because he was a little evil red painted slut. But Elektra wanted to race with Caboose too, because he had a strange crotch guard and teal shiny pants. So they both ran off with Caboose and had wild train sex.
The End.
And Kit sporked out her eyes.
Even my parents said Caboose was a slut. My dad said Elektra would be more prone to giving people nightmares.
