ALL-HAIL-THE-ALMIGHTY-GOD-THAT-IS...

[laurelin_kit]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIE SHEEN!!!
Dear Charlie Sheen,
Happy birthday! You're 38 and you still look fantastic. I love you! Fuck me! Do me! Throw me on a pool table and have your wicked way with me! I want to have carnal sex with you!
<3
Kit

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[queen-kiwi.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday, Charlie Sheen! :D

*grabs Kiefer's hand* Now's our chance, she's not paying attention... *hurries away*