Ohhhhh I could bodyslam those people. Absentee voting is a HUGE GIANT ENORMOUS PAIN IN THE ASS, and if there was anything else I could be doing I would JUMP ON IT. Luckily I'm voting in Illinois, land of Obama, so my vote is not going to swing any elections even if does get lost, but then again, it's Illinois, the land of the dead voters.

My ballot is going out tomorrow in the mail, thank goodness.