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[laurelin_kit]

I'm watching Attack of the Clones out of pure masochism and I just got past the part where Anakin and Padme are frolicking in the field with the giant walking testicles and oh my God, you guys, this is SO LAME. It's like every character in this came down with a case of SERIOUS RETARDATION right before the events of the film. During the whole conversation between Obi-Wan and the clone aliens I couldn't decide which side was being dumber. Obi-Wan, for going "Oh, THAT guy? He died like ten years ago and I never spoke to him and have no idea what I'm doing here," or for the clone aliens for offering to show him the army and BELIEVING HIM after he goes "I'm totes here to inspect the army!" AFTER ALL THAT.

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[ironychan.livejournal.com]

I'm just waiting to see how much more sense it makes in Darths and Droids. So far they're doing admirably with The Phantom Menace.

I liked Attack of the Clones, but mostly for Padme's pretty dresses.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Have you gotten to the part where they chain everyone up and Padme, like, magically breaks her chains or something? And they're like, "I know, we'll feed them to giant monsters, slowly--there's nothing that could go wrong with that."

[slashaddict.livejournal.com]

Hold me like you did on Naboo! *_*

[nocturnius.livejournal.com]

That's the one film I haven't seen in the Star Warts saga.

And belated happy birthday to you. <3