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[laurelin_kit]

Dear Santa,
I've been a good girl this year. I graduated high school and everything. So, while we're on the subject of me being good and all, for Christmas this year, could you get me Kate Beckinsale's former breasts? I hear she's not using them any more. Thank you.
Love, me.

(Kate Beckinsale must be certifiably insane to change those breasts. There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, so says Westley, and Kate Beckinsale is partially at fault. WHAT DID YOU DO?!)

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[ironychan.livejournal.com]

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[oldmystic.livejournal.com]

Forget Kate Beckinsale, I miss Jennifer Connelly's old boobs. Now those were some good'uns.

[severepsychosis.livejournal.com]

This is quite possibly your most amusing post yet Kit. You must be the only female I know who would have pictures of so many boobehs....and I salute you for using them!

Haha!

[severepsychosis.livejournal.com]

Well isnt that one HELLUVA thing. Grant, I think ya found a keeper.

[iamradiant.livejournal.com]

After glancing at the boobage (and good LORD there was a lot), I'm actually happier with my body than I was like, five minutes ago. So, thank you! Especially seeing Nicole Kidman's bootaaay. I've been uplifted! (emotionally, not... physically).

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

That's exactly why I like looking at pictures like that. It's a great reminder that they're human, too, and sometimes we have the same body parts!

[thefordprefect.livejournal.com]

LJ cut?

How do I accomplish this?

-Kay

[beckyincharge.livejournal.com]

Ok, first of all, Nicole has (had?) THIGHS. And Kate Beckinsale? Pssht. Girl, if youre gonna fucking just ASK Santa for goodies, ask for a pair of Shannon Elizabeths. ;)

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

See, to get Shannon Elizabeth's, I'd have to go ASK a plastic surgeon. ;) And I like Kate Beckinsale's boobies.

[thefordprefect.livejournal.com]

Ooh ooh. I think I did lj-cut.
It was messing with my layout too, I just didn't know hwo to do it.
Thanks.

-Kay