Oscars 2005 post what-fucking-ever

[laurelin_kit]

I WANTED KATE!


...Yeah, anyone remember the song Will Ferrell and Jack Black sang last year? That's what I just started playing.

Comments

[oldmystic.livejournal.com]

fucking swank SHE'S STILL TALKING kdsfaklJ;fi KILL

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Me, too. And the audience fucked us over by cheering the most for Kate. *smacks audience for toying with my emotions*

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Grrr! I thought she was going to win, too! Because of that, anyway. Damn you, Hilary Swank!

Did she thank Chad this time? I was too busy cursing to hear.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yes, she did, almost immediately "because I learn from my mistakes." Bah. The woman's had two good roles in her career. TWO. Kate Winslet's had two good roles in the last year.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

ARRRGH. Give Kate an Oscar, DAMN YOU PEOPLE! HOW CAN THEY NOT SEE THIS?!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

One of these years, Kate Winslet and Johnny Depp will both be nominated for the lead Oscars, and they'll both be the forerunners, and they'll win. That will be the Oscar ceremony that will make me spontaneously orgasm.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

It will cause naked dancing in the streets. The internets will explode with joy and all the fields laid bare. The peasants will have feasts and drink of the wine and eat of the roast beast. There will be wild copulation in the bushes, where everyone wear masks and call each other "Kate" and "Johnny" and no one will care.

Oh yes, that will be the day.