PC LOAD LETTER? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

[laurelin_kit]

My printer obviously wants me to go insane or stop working on NaNo. Whenever I try to print out Harry Potter fanfiction my progress, it pretends to run out of paper (and does this every two pages) and makes this terrible "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" sound reminiscent of, oh, say, some familiar sound like nails raking down a chalkboard. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. And yet, it has paper. But it lies and is lazy. "Awww, no, man, I ain't reachin' that far to git that paper! That sucker's in the right place in the load tray! I want that damn paper shoved down my gullet, woman! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

WHY DOES IT SAY PAPER JAM WHEN THERE IS NO PAPER JAM?!

Comments

[phoenix-capulet.livejournal.com]

printers suck. i've not had the misfortune of meeting one quite like that... but yes. look at the yb printer when it "flushes the buffer" etc.

im totally there with you
can you feel the vibes?

no dice, frodo
(you've read that, right? if not - it'll make your day and you wont care about the damn printer.)
("that" being HP POA in 15 minutes)

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL SUPPLIES, CRAZY GARY OLDMAN!

(That's a yes.)

[phoenix-capulet.livejournal.com]

shiiiiiree.... BAAAAAgginns....

im so buying her book. you must tell me when it comes out and what its title is

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

cleolinda is so awesome. I'm sure she'll tell us when it comes out.

[lindi-of-rohan.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP, SAMIR!

Just kidding. My printer used to do that too and it drove me insane. I feel for ya, baby! ^.~