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Another comic! This one is my second KOTOR comic, but the only one posted here. I haven't finished the game. Please do not tell me anything about the plot. I refuse to be spoiled.
( Upper City adventures. )
( Upper City adventures. )
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and
ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult
question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no
answer, he would be put to death. The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would
perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible
query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer
by year's end. ( Condensed so I can get to the point. )What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that
Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and
Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman
to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would
he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to
enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you
scroll down below. OKAY?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now....what is the moral to this story?
The moral is..... If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly
THAT IS SO NOT A LANCELOT STORY AT ALL. NOT AT ALL. OH MY GOD, I AM SO SICK OF EVERY HEROIC KNIGHTLY THING EVER DONE IS ATTRIBUTED TO DAMN LANCELOT AND HIS STUPID FRENCH WAYS. SIR GAWAIN IS SO MUCH BETTER.
http://www.uidaho.edu/student_orgs/arthurian_legend/ladies/ragnell/ragnell.htm
SEE? It's Sir Gawain and Dame Ragnall! It's a lesser known legend but it has always been Sir Gawain! Not Lancelot! I want you to email all the other people that had this forward and let them know that this isn't a Lancelot story and the heroicism of Lancelot and his idealistic portrayal is entirely due to the French. Sir Gawain was the real hero of Arthurian literature until the French came in with their fancy French prince Sir Launcelot du Lac and he came and stole the queen and all the heroic deeds and quests and became the omg BEST KNIGHT EVAR. Sir Gawain was there first and he did better things and wasn't all caught up in crappy ceremony and CRAP.