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After a two hour screaming conversation about Jurassic Park, [livejournal.com profile] lyrainverse and I have realized we were separated at birth.

[livejournal.com profile] lyrainverse: dog brings me her food bowl "clever girl"
[livejournal.com profile] lyrainverse: brian finishes a sudoku "clever girl"
laurelin_kit: (fantastic! - fanta)


Kiran: can you photoshop a giraffe horse for me?
me: A giraffe horse?!
Kiran: yes. half giraffe, half horse
me: which halves?
Kiran: both ass parts
me: so like, no head
Kiran: yes
me: a catdog of butts? that's going to look pretty sad
Kiran BITCH I WANT TO GENETICALLY ENGINEER IT AND RAISE IT LIKE MY BABY
me: a catdog with all butts
Kiran: Splice was the most heartwarming movie of the year btw
laurelin_kit: (mm sandwich - dunc)
Kiran: LAURA
Kiran: MR BELEVEDERE
Kiran: DIED
Kiran: 9 YEARS AGO
Kiran: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Kiran: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Kiran: WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Kiran: THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER
laurelin_kit: (fantastic! - fanta)
ksnarky: its like having a really really awesome boyfriend
ksnarky: and then sllowly
ksnarky: realizing
ksnarky: your awesome boyfriend
ksnarky: is Scott Peterson
ksnarky: i feel like the celeb fan version of Amber Frey
ksnarky: i went to bed
ksnarky: for like three months
ksnarky: and just sobbed
ksnarky: and was like MEEEEEL
ksnarky: then my sassy black friend
ksnarky: came over
ksnarky: and yelled at me
ksnarky: and we had a make over set to Girls just wanna have fun
ksnarky: And yes
ksnarky: I REALIZED ALL ALONG
ksnarky: WHAT HAD BEEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
ksnarky: ...which was a vhs copy of Splash
ksnarky: btw
ksnarky: my sassy black friend is so cool
ksnarky: its like she has no real life
ksnarky: of her own
ksnarky: so she can come over
ksnarky: and like wake my ass up
ksnarky: and give me makeovers
ksnarky: any ethnic friend realy
ksnarky: hey I CAN BE YOURS
ksnarky: HEY GIRL
ksnarky: GET YOUR ASS UP
laurelin_kit: (gossip girl - blair and dorota - withyou)
[livejournal.com profile] worldforawhile found this while we were talking about marking anniversaries with BLINGEES. The more I look at it the more glorious it becomes.

laurelin_kit: (gossip girl - blair drinky - isabelle_ic)
me: Cassie just texted me to tell me how huge Chris Pine's junk looks
Skyblade: I see
me: She's in the third row and she says it's downright intimidating
Skyblade: wow
Skyblade: No wonder he's the captain
Skyblade: and all the women in the universe want that
Star Trek film spoilers )
laurelin_kit: (Default)
Queen Esther: so Kiran, what IS an Old King Clancy?
laurelin_kit: --- that
Kiran: Its like a reverse cowgirl
laurelin_kit: what's a reverse rick moranis?
Kiran: but with more beer
Kiran: thats missionary but with weed
Queen Esther: montreal meatpie?
laurelin_kit: musty goaltender?
Kiran: doggie style but with socialized medicine for all
Kiran: 69 but on a zamboni kit

But then [livejournal.com profile] kiran59 left us...

Skyblade: Also
Skyblade: they so need to name a sex act after Wolverine
laurelin_kit: haha
laurelin_kit: definitely
Queen Esther: heh
Skyblade: possibly something that involves three fingers
Skyblade: I got it!
Skyblade: The Wolverine's Burrow!

Meanwhile, over in AIM:

Queen Esther: ... I need to get that off my screen, but there is nothing I can say to it

Then...

laurelin_kit: butts
Queen Esther: butts
laurelin_kit: butts
Queen Esther: butts
laurelin_kit: butts
Queen Esther: butts
laurelin_kit: butts
Queen Esther: butts
laurelin_kit: butts
Queen Esther: butts
laurelin_kit: butts
Queen Esther: butts
laurelin_kit: butts
Queen Esther: butts

Don't believe me? )
laurelin_kit: (pd - naughty smile - gummydino)
me: What do you think famous dogs eat?
e: Smaller dogs.


[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: Actually
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: my sister's friends had these two bunnies, Fluffy and Snowball
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: They had these little charts
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: "Size, eye color. Favorite Food."
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: On Fluffy's, I scribbed out carrots and put "Favorite Food: Snowball"
laurelin_kit: (lost - jack missing balls - iconziconz)
I hope you're happy, chat people. I woke up today and got Burger King on the way to class.
laurelin_kit: (oc  - taylor stop talking - withyourego)
I am not touching that gender issue thread. Everything is far too heated and it's only going to end in tears.
laurelin_kit: (pd - underwear - gummydino)
laurelin_kit: But it's JEFF GOLDBLUM
particle_person: the math dude from jurassic park?
laurelin_kit: THE MATH DUDE FROM JURASSIC PARK?!
laurelin_kit: JEFF GOLDBLUM
laurelin_kit: JEFF GOLDBLUM
laurelin_kit: NERD KING!
Queen Esther: JEFF GOLDMAN IS SO MUCH MORE THAN "THE MATH DUDE FROM JURASSIC PARK"!!!
particle_person: the dude from independence day?
particle_person: ...I'm not helping, am I?
laurelin_kit: JEFF GOLDBLUM
laurelin_kit: WATCHES YOU POO
Queen Esther: ILU
laurelin_kit: SAVE THAT LOVE FOR JEFF GOLDBLUM
laurelin_kit: APPARENTLY, HE NEEDS IT
Queen Esther: JEFF GOLDBLUM IS THE FATHER OF MY FLYBABY
laurelin_kit: JEFF GOLDBLUM GAVE ME THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE AND THEN LEFT ME TO GO TAME VELOCIRAPTORS
laurelin_kit: JEFF GOLDBLUM DOESN'T DRIVE A CAR TO WORK
laurelin_kit: HE RIDES A T-REX

Kiran: Also Jeff Goldblum and I did it on top of a sleeping Triceratops
Kiran: Why? CAUSE WE COULD
Queen Esther: HOOOOR
Queen Esther: I'M GLAD SKY STOLE BOB
Kiran: OMG THIS WAS BEFORE BOB
Queen Esther: IT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY MAN JEFF
Kiran: STOP JUDGING MY PAST
Kiran: UM OKAY HE WAS NEVER YOUR MAN
Queen Esther: HE WAS SO MY MAN
Queen Esther: I HAVE HIS FLYBABY TO PROVE IT
laurelin_kit: (pd - naughty smile - gummydino)
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: also, spyware now probably thinks I'm gay
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: What were your exact searches?
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: I searched for "male star shirtless"
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: then I started clicking on specific names
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: Haha
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: Alec Baldwin's chest hair has, like...patterns.
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: Swirls.
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: it's a fro
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: It could be braided.
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: he could put a pick comb in it
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: He could hide drugs in it.
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: Kim Basinger had sex with him for warmth
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: Jimmy Hoffa is in there!
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: Farmers in Yatusk breed Alec Baldwins for their coats
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: the Baldwin pelt is coarse and abrasive, but thick and durable
[livejournal.com profile] laurelin_kit: He sheds every year from the heat. What comes off of him clothes a family of Eskimos for a year.
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: Alec Baldwin doesn't need a movie career. He gets by on powering New York by taking two burshes and scrubbing them against his chest.
[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: the static also powers New Jersey and parts of Long Island
laurelin_kit: (pd - naughty smile - gummydino)
Something of a palate cleanser after an hour and a half of the Harry Potter versions of the "where's the bathroom on the Millennium Falcon" conversation.

laurelin_kit: HOW DOES CORUSCANT STILL HAVE AN ATMOSPHERE

Skyblade: The Empire promised standardized time

laurelin_kit: WHERE DOES THEIR WASTE GO?

laurelin_kit: DO THEY KEEP PILING UP ON TOP OF WASTE?

laurelin_kit: Actually, that was part of an EU novel I planned once

Skyblade: I think there's very likely a shit planet

laurelin_kit: That Coruscant keeps building up on top of itself and there's subterranean networks of old streets

Skyblade: witha giant space faring septic barge

laurelin_kit: And obviously that's where creepers live

laurelin_kit: Eew

laurelin_kit: Do not EVER fire on the septic barge

laurelin_kit: Imagine flying through a cloud of poo in space

Skyblade: hahaha

Skyblade: yes

laurelin_kit: So nasty

Skyblade: a great big stinky oort cloud

laurelin_kit: And some probably gets stuck in crevices of the ship, and then you LAND

laurelin_kit: And EVERYONE can smell you

laurelin_kit: EVERYONE.

laurelin_kit: It might burn off in the atmosphere

laurelin_kit: But then the sky smells like burnt poo.

Skyblade: Although maybe with the methane

laurelin_kit: I have no idea what that smells like, but it has to be BAD.

Skyblade: it would go nova

laurelin_kit: Haha

Skyblade: set the atmosphere in fire

Skyblade: burned to death flammable crud vapor

laurelin_kit: A giant match after a giant space fart

Skyblade: yes

Skyblade: I now have to go to the bathroom quick

laurelin_kit: Haha

Skyblade: back

laurelin_kit: Appropriate timing for a bathroom break

Skyblade: You know, this needed to be in the movies

Skyblade: If Lucas will give us a character named Dooku, and the entire Gungan race

Skyblade: he can't claim to be above this sort of thing

laurelin_kit: He should at least give us poo

Skyblade: fiery space poo

laurelin_kit: I mean, other than what he calls the prequels.

Skyblade: exactly, why not just get literal there

laurelin_kit: I'd rather watch something about Coruscant's septic system than watch Anakin and Padme roll around a field with giant four-legged testicles.

Skyblade: you know what else needed poo?

laurelin_kit: The Matrix Sequels?

Skyblade: Jackon's King Kong

laurelin_kit: Ooh

laurelin_kit: There's potential for massive poo in that.

laurelin_kit: Literally and figuratively.

Skyblade: yes

Skyblade: I wanted him to throw a giant turd

Skyblade: at the planes

laurelin_kit: That would have been spectacular.

laurelin_kit: And poo doesn't ruin a movie. Look at Jurassic Park.

Skyblade: Yep

Skyblade: When you see a giant animal

laurelin_kit: There's always giant poo.

Skyblade: you're obviously going to wonder

Skyblade: it was sick dino poo, too

Skyblade: You know what would have been even better?

Skyblade: if the T-Rex pooed

laurelin_kit: The spinosaurus pooed in the third one.

laurelin_kit: Lots of poo. It pooed a satellite phone.

Skyblade: and you saw like, chunks of the lawyer's polyester suit

laurelin_kit: ha!

laurelin_kit: Because it survived stomach acid.

laurelin_kit: Polyester can do that.

Skyblade: Exactly
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This is what I've been doing lately at night.

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Mar. 26th, 2009 01:09 am
laurelin_kit: (Default)
Oh goddammit.
laurelin_kit: (office - pam sad - laughtur)
SNARKFEST I MISS YOU I LOVE YOU COME BAAAAACK.

In other news, I'm bored already. I'm also interested in [livejournal.com profile] renethetoaster's entertainment setup at home. You better be reading this, Rene. It's the X-Box that you use to get to movie files, right? And you networked the X-Box? I'm curious about the mechanics of it and if I would require an X-Box to do it on my end or if I could somehow set up a Book PC to do the same thing.

My room is full of crap that I haven't unpacked yet. I'm not looking forward to that task.
laurelin_kit: (office - ohhhh YES - laurelin_kit)
Carl Newman Reveals New Pornographers LP Details
"We're like Fleetwood Mac if Dylan joined."

The notion of a fourth album from a band like the New Pornographers— the side-project-gone-amok that, among others, harbors principal songwriter Carl Newman, Destroyer's Dan Bejar, and titan-voiced troubadour Neko Case— seems an almost impossible feat. It's hard enough keeping centrally-located bandmates together, let alone riding out the schedules of so many otherwise-occupied musicians over the many miles that separate them.

But against the odds, Newman tells us that the band's fourth LP of dashing, deftly crafted pop will be out in August, and will almost certainly be titled Challengers.


FUCK. YES.

Edit: Argh. The most commonly asked question in the universe is being rehashed in the Angelina thread. It makes me want to post a link to the first page of the thread.

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