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Grant: You finish season 4 of Who yet?
me: Not yet [...] I want to but I want to like have it be perfect
like I'll light candles or something
and put on a silk nightie
and get some wine
and get ready for my night with the Doctor
Grant: Just watch the fucking episodes
me: on an unrelated note, Eccles was in my dream last night
Grant: Was it a sex dream?
me: IT WAS ACTUALLY NOT
all we did was decide that we liked each other and that we would totally do it
AND THEN THE DREAM CHANGED THEMES AND HE DISAPPEARED AND WAS REPLACED WITH LEA MICHELE MAKING AN ANGRY FACE AT ME
which has happened a lot lately

Eclipse

Jul. 11th, 2010 10:47 pm
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So my roommate wanted to watch a copy of Eclipse. I said, sure, bring it out here, I'm curious. I read the books a few years ago, saw the first movie. Why not?

LIVEBLOG COMMENCE. )
laurelin_kit: (fantastic! - fanta)


Kiran: can you photoshop a giraffe horse for me?
me: A giraffe horse?!
Kiran: yes. half giraffe, half horse
me: which halves?
Kiran: both ass parts
me: so like, no head
Kiran: yes
me: a catdog of butts? that's going to look pretty sad
Kiran BITCH I WANT TO GENETICALLY ENGINEER IT AND RAISE IT LIKE MY BABY
me: a catdog with all butts
Kiran: Splice was the most heartwarming movie of the year btw
laurelin_kit: (mm sandwich - dunc)
Dad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMQFrcL0YsI
me: oh my god.
Dad: lol
me: So um. What is your role. in this.
Dad My role is that I'm on the first island with the Route 1 people handing out both my promo materials as well as possibly stuff for the event.
me: So no bunny suits involved. No one but the bunny has to be suited up.
Dad: oh god no
me: Thank god. No bunny ears, either, right?
Dad: nope. no fluffy tail either before you ask

Reminding him who Neil Gaiman is:

me: .He wrote Stardust. That thing with Claire Danes and the flying ship with Robert de Niro where she was a star.
Dad: wow, guess I need to see that one
me: You did
Dad: huh?
me: It was a while ago though
Dad: was I high?
me: Apparently
laurelin_kit: (himym - yum - laurelin_kit)
PREVIOUSLY ON CONVERSATIONS WITH GRANT:

Grant: Stephanie will be dragging me to that Gerard Butler movie soon.
me: What, the Ugly Truth?
Grant: Yeah
me: My sympathies
Grant: I plan on ogling Katherine Heigl in strappy dress, but I'm still not happy about it
me: Did you forget that Katherine Heigl looks like your mom?
Grant: Maybe she has a nude scene? I'm trying to stay positive.
me: YOUR MOM
Grant: Oh fuck you. FUCK YOU. Now I have nothing.


Grant: Oh, you'll get a kick out of this. So this last weekend my family looked at old photo albums and something occurred to me. My mom looked like ScarJo when she was my age.
me: HOURS OF MASTURBATION, RUINED
Grant: RUINED! That said, my mom was pretty hot in her 20s. And my dad was very good looking too.
me: Your parents had hot sex
Grant: Yep
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Rob: Ah, now the sow's coming down a little more
Rob: but it's supposed to stop at six
Rob: *snow
Rob: but for the record
Rob: female pigs are also coming down from the sky
Rob: I should be more concerned about this
Rob: than I am
laurelin_kit: (mm sandwich - dunc)
me: http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2010/02/01/ncbi-rofl-thats-one-miraculous-conception Your mouth CAN get pregnant
Rob: I wonder if this means one day we can in fact get an ass baby
me: Phil Nichols in comments: "Being mostly ignorant of the female parts down there, how does one urinate lacking a vagina? Could go on for awhile, but will leave it go at that."
Rob: haha
me: the next commenter signed in as "Phil Nichols Is Dumb"
Rob: the discourse in this country
Rob: bless it

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